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161. If You Don't Want Someone to Ask You to Do Something Again, Do It Terribly the First Time

Paris Hilton said something like this.

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162. If you are not happy where you are, move. You are not a tree.

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163. The One Who Cries the Hardest Wins the Argument

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164. Never Use Your Favorite Song as an Alarm

You'll start to hate it.

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165. Real Bear Hugs Are Often Fatal

See also Bears.

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166. If You Are Running Low on Laundry, a Bathing Suit Makes Perfectly Acceptable Underwear

Motherly advice from Liz Lemon on 30 Rock. See also Sitcoms.

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167. Do not think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

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168. Bum, Belly, Beak, Bang

Advice on how to take aim at and shoot a pheasant. See also British, Guns, Hunting.

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169. Put Some Lotion in Your Motion and Some Glide in Your Slide

A direct quotation from The Fonz from the TV series Happy Days. I've never forgotten it. I use it when giving people advice about dancing. See also 70's, Sitcoms.

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170. The Early Bird Gets the Worm, but the Second Mouse Gets the Cheese

Think about it.

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