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161. Be Medium

If both being high and being low is bad, what else can you do?

Added by CallMeZero on May 19, 2017| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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162. Do NOT Read the Next Sentence.

You little rebel. I like you.

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163. Treat Every Problem as Your Dog Would

If you can't eat it, walk away. See also Dogs.

Added by Tibro on April 19, 2017| 7 Comments | You Like This |

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164. Never joke with a kleptomaniac, they will take it, literally.

See also Puns.

Added by a Guest on April 14, 2017| 8 Comments | You Like This |

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165. Eat Whatever You Want, and if Someone Calls You Fat, Eat Them Too

See also Obesity.

Added by a Guest on April 13, 2017| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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166. Never Trust an Atom, They Make Up Everything.

See also Science.

Added by a Guest on February 20, 2017| 14 Comments | You Like This |

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167. If You're Drinking to Forget, Pay in Advance

See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on February 6, 2017| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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168. Whatever You Do, Always Give 100%. Unless You're Donating Blood.

See also Blood.

Added by Evie on January 14, 2017| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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169. Study, Sleep, Socialize. Pick Two.

See also Schools.

Added by a Guest on January 13, 2017| 31 Comments | You Like This |

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170. Celebrate Your Birthday Every Year

Scientists have proven that the people who celebrate the most birthdays live the longest.

Added by a Guest on January 3, 2017| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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