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171. Never joke with a kleptomaniac, they will take it, literally.

See also Puns.

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172. Eat Whatever You Want, and if Someone Calls You Fat, Eat Them Too

See also Obesity.

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173. Never Trust an Atom, They Make Up Everything.

See also Science.

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174. If You're Drinking to Forget, Pay in Advance

See also Alcohol.

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175. Whatever You Do, Always Give 100%. Unless You're Donating Blood.

See also Blood.

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176. Study, Sleep, Socialize. Pick Two.

See also Schools.

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177. Celebrate Your Birthday Every Year

Scientists have proven that the people who celebrate the most birthdays live the longest.

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178. Don't Give Up on Your Dream, Keep on Sleeping

See also Sleep.

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179. Things That Are Sticky Are Most Likely Not Sticks

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180. When Nothing Goes Right, Go Left

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