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131. Be a Caterpillar

Eat a lot. Sleep a lot. Wake up beautiful. See also Insects.

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132. If You Don't Know Where Your Children Are in the House, Turn off the Internet and Watch Them Magically Appear

See also Children, Internet, Parenting.

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133. If There is no Flashlight on Your Phone, Take a Photo of the Sun and Use It in the Dark

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134. Good Glasses Will Help You to See Well

Or else you'll fall into one and drown.

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135. If You Attempt to Rob a Bank, You Will Have No Trouble with Rent or Bills for the Next Ten Years, Whether You Are Successful or Not.

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136. If You Swim with a Friend, Your Chances of Getting Eaten by a Shark Will Drop by 50%

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137. Love Many, Trust Few, Always Paddle Your Own Canoe

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138. Put Coconut Oil in the Pan when Cooking Kale

It makes scraping it into the trash easier. See also Heath, Life Hacks.

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139. Ladies, if a man says he'll fix something, he will. There's no point in telling him about it every six months.

Some great marriage advice there. See also Marriage.

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140. Don't Let Go of You Wife's Hand at the Mall, Because She Will Start Shopping

It might look romantic, but it's actually economic. See also Sexism.

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