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131. Unless there is someone there to catch you, the rules are only guidelines.

Steal the car. I believe in you.

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132. Drinking Can Cause Memory Loss, or Even Worse, Memory Loss

See also Alcohol.

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133. Be a Caterpillar

Eat a lot. Sleep a lot. Wake up beautiful. See also Insects.

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134. If You Don't Know Where Your Children Are in the House, Turn off the Internet and Watch Them Magically Appear

See also Children, Internet, Parenting.

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135. If There is no Flashlight on Your Phone, Take a Photo of the Sun and Use It in the Dark

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136. Good Glasses Will Help You to See Well

Or else you'll fall into one and drown.

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137. If You Attempt to Rob a Bank, You Will Have No Trouble with Rent or Bills for the Next Ten Years, Whether You Are Successful or Not.

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138. If You Swim with a Friend, Your Chances of Getting Eaten by a Shark Will Drop by 50%

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139. Love Many, Trust Few, Always Paddle Your Own Canoe

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140. Put Coconut Oil in the Pan when Cooking Kale

It makes scraping it into the trash easier. See also Heath, Life Hacks.

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