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121. Listen to Really Crappy Music when Going Through Something Terrible in Your Life

If you listen to music you love, it will become a constant reminder of crappy times. Instead listen to music you do not understand (different language) or something you will never hear again and you will never be reminded of bad things.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 2, 2019| 9 Comments | 160 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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122. Don’t count your chickens before they hatch. Remember, you’re raising alligators.

See also Birds, Reptiles.

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123. Don't Eat Your Turtles Before They Hatch

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124. Kids, don't try this at home. (Try it at your friend's house.)

See also Parents.

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125. Don't Listen to Loud Music While Vacuuming

I did two rooms before I realized the vacuum wasn't on.

Added by ahuman on March 24, 2019| 13 Comments | 289 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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126. Be Like a Duck

Paddling and working your ass off underwater, but showing a calm face on the surface. See also Birds.

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127. Don't Take The Phone, Take The Charger

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128. If You Don’t Have Enough Time in the Morning to Brush Your Teeth, Just Add Toothpaste to Your Food

It may taste bad, but hey, it works.

Added by a Guest on February 19, 2019| 13 Comments | 181 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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129. Unless there is someone there to catch you, the rules are only guidelines.

Steal the car. I believe in you.

Added by Josobeast on February 5, 2019| 5 Comments | 194 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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130. Drinking Can Cause Memory Loss, or Even Worse, Memory Loss

See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on January 29, 2019| 10 Comments | 272 people like this You Like This | Unlike