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121. No Matter What, if It Rhymes It's True, My Dude

This is good advice, and it's nice.

Added by FoolioBurger23 on August 29, 2019| 12 Comments | 104 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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122. "Be Careful" and "Drive Safely"

Good thing someone ALWAYS says these things as I'm leaving an event. I WAS planning on being reckless and irresponsible! Now it's just ruined.

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123. Don't Be Sad, Because Sad Backwards Is Das, And Das Not Good.

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124. It Doesn't Matter Where You Get Your Appetite as Long as You Eat at Home

Along the lines of "look but don't touch."

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125. If you don't know what time it is, ask the nearest person; they'll probably have it on their phone.

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126. When Wearing Boots, Always Wear Different Color Socks

When your boots come off, it will be funny and you'll always have something to talk about. See also Shoes.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 2, 2019| 3 Comments | 57 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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127. Listen to Really Crappy Music when Going Through Something Terrible in Your Life

If you listen to music you love, it will become a constant reminder of crappy times. Instead listen to music you do not understand (different language) or something you will never hear again and you will never be reminded of bad things.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 2, 2019| 9 Comments | 161 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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128. Don’t count your chickens before they hatch. Remember, you’re raising alligators.

See also Birds, Reptiles.

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129. Don't Eat Your Turtles Before They Hatch

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130. Kids, don't try this at home. (Try it at your friend's house.)

See also Parents.

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