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121. If You Cut the Tennis Balls in Half, You Can Fit 6 in a Container

It works, but don't actually do it please.

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122. You Can Inflate the the Word Count on Your Essays by Writing the the Word "The" Twice

It's the the oldest trick in the the book, but it works, which is why it's still in the the book. See also Schools.

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123. Don't Give Up Your Dreams

Keep on sleeping. See also Sleep.

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124. Don't Lick the Bowl

Flush it like a normal person. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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125. Don't Yell at Your Kids

Lean in close and whisper, it's much more scarier. See also Parents.

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126. No Cop, No Stop

See also Cars.

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127. A Frisbee is NOT a Boomerang

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128. Just Because Waffles Are Pancakes With Abs Doesn't Mean Eating Them Gives You Abs

Keep that in mind. See also Breakfast, Fitness.

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129. Don't Half-Ass Two Things, Whole-Ass One Thing

Thank you Ron Swanson.

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130. Don't Grow Up, It's a Trap

See also Adults.

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