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122. If You Attempt to Rob a Bank, You Will Have No Trouble with Rent or Bills for the Next Ten Years, Whether You Are Successful or Not.
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123. If You Swim with a Friend, Your Chances of Getting Eaten by a Shark Will Drop by 50%
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124. Love Many, Trust Few, Always Paddle Your Own Canoe
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125. Put Coconut Oil in the Pan when Cooking Kale
It makes scraping it into the trash easier. See also Heath, Life Hacks.
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126. Ladies, if a man says he'll fix something, he will. There's no point in telling him about it every six months.
Some great marriage advice there. See also Marriage.
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127. Don't Let Go of You Wife's Hand at the Mall, Because She Will Start Shopping
It might look romantic, but it's actually economic. See also Sexism.
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128. In Case of Fire, Use Stairs
That's right, pick up the stairs and beat out fire. Problem solved!
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129. Try Not to Yell at Each Other Unless the House is on Fire
Marriage advice. See also Marriage.