Funny Advice

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92. Don't Wake the Snake

See also Reptiles.

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93. Save Your Strength

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94. Better Late than Pregnant

See also Sex.

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95. Eat It, Don't Tweet It

In other words, stop taking photos of your food. See also Hipsters, Internet.

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96. Silence is Golden, but Duct Tape is Silver

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97. Therapy is Expensive. Bubble Wrap is Cheap. You Choose.

I was given this advice from my first psychology teacher.

Added by Jennah28 on November 22, 2011| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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98. If It's Yellow, Let It Mellow. If It's Brown, Flush It Down.

See also Scatological.

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99. Once You Turn 60, Never Pass a Bathroom and Never Trust a Fart!

See also Elderly, Flatulence, Scatological.

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100. If You Meet a Man in a Saloon, Don't Come Crying to Me when You End Up with a Drunk

This advice was my mom's standard when I asked about finding a husband qnd marrying some day. The kicker is that she met my dad... yep, you guessed it, in a saloon. See also Love, Marriage.

Added by yayagoddess on October 19, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

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