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91. If You Pour the Milk Before the Cereal, You’ll Never be Forced to Eat Dry Cereal

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92. Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

No, seriously.

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93. To be Sure of Hitting the Target, Shoot First, and Call Whatever You Hit the Target

You’ll always win.

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94. Never Read the Words "COVID-19" to the Tune of the Song "Come on Eileen."

It never leaves you. See also 80's.

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95. If you're late, just say, "Sorry I'm late, I was at home sitting down."

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96. When You Fart in Public, Yell "Jet Power!" and Walk Faster

See also Flatulence.

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97. There's a little-known, but foolproof defense against sharks. Sharks will only attack you if you're wet.

See also Dangerous, Sharks.

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98. My father once told me, "Son, if you want people to listen to what you have to say, claim it's something your father told you."

See also Fathers.

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99. Here's a Bit of Advice for You: Advi.

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100. Blame the Cat

See also Cats, Pets.

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