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91. My father once told me, "Son, if you want people to listen to what you have to say, claim it's something your father told you."

See also Fathers.

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92. Here's a Bit of Advice for You: Advi.

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93. Blame the Cat

See also Cats, Pets.

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94. Just Buy Her a Present

Thanks, Emily! I didn't know what to buy my friend, and you're advice has really helped. Thanks a bunch!

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95. Always remember, you can teach a man to fish, but you can't climb a ladder with a bell in each hand.

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96. Don't Worry

Thanks, all my problems have magically vanished.

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97. Don't Open the Window When in Submarine

See also Water.

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98. Never Call Spirits' Names Three Times

In animated cartoons, of course.

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99. Only Date Orphans

This is the only way NOT to have any of their family members bother you later.

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100. When in Doubt, Just Quit Your Job and Become a Pottery Teacher

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