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91. Silence is Golden, but Duct Tape is Silver

Added by ericluken on March 4, 2012| 15 Comments | You Like This |

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92. Therapy is Expensive. Bubble Wrap is Cheap. You Choose.

I was given this advice from my first psychology teacher.

Added by Jennah28 on November 22, 2011| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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93. If It's Yellow, Let It Mellow. If It's Brown, Flush It Down.

See also Scatological.

Added by Mickmick on November 22, 2011| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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94. Once You Turn 60, Never Pass a Bathroom and Never Trust a Fart!

See also Elderly, Flatulence, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on November 10, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

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95. If You Meet a Man in a Saloon, Don't Come Crying to Me when You End Up with a Drunk

This advice was my mom's standard when I asked about finding a husband qnd marrying some day. The kicker is that she met my dad... yep, you guessed it, in a saloon. See also Love, Marriage.

Added by yayagoddess on October 19, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

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96. Put Some Prance in Your Dance

Added by Anthony on August 21, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

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97. Don't Sneeze When You're Pregnant and Have to Pee

So you don't accidentally pee your pants or have your baby.

Added by SpaceParasites on May 19, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

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98. Don't Look at a Pig While You're Pregnant

My grandma gave me this advice so my kids wouldn't be born ugly. See also Old-Timey.

Added by grouchyteacher on April 27, 2011| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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99. Never Make Eye Contact While Eating a Banana

See also Fruits, Sex.

Added by a Guest on April 18, 2011| 12 Comments | You Like This |

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100. Correct Punctuation is Crucial

E.g. "Let's Eat, Grandpa" vs. "Let's Eat Grandpa". See also Cannabalism.

Added by a Guest on April 18, 2011| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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