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91. Don't Open the Window When in Submarine

See also Water.

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92. Never Call Spirits' Names Three Times

In animated cartoons, of course.

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93. Only Date Orphans

This is the only way NOT to have any of their family members bother you later.

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94. When in Doubt, Just Quit Your Job and Become a Pottery Teacher

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95. Don't Suffer from Insanity...

...enjoy every second of it!

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96. Use Your Words

Can I at least say ''violence'' though? See also Violence.

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97. Are You Nervous? Don't be Nervous.

Thanks, Dad, that clears up everything.

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98. If You Can't Wish for More Wishes, then Wish for More Genies

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99. If You Ever Want to Know the Time but Don't Have a Watch, Use Your Phone as a Sun Dial

Always works.

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100. Never Go to a Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died

See also Doctors.

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