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91. Don't Look at a Pig While You're Pregnant

My grandma gave me this advice so my kids wouldn't be born ugly. See also Old-Timey.

Added by grouchyteacher on April 27, 2011| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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92. Never Make Eye Contact While Eating a Banana

See also Fruits, Sex.

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93. Correct Punctuation is Crucial

E.g. "Let's Eat, Grandpa" vs. "Let's Eat Grandpa". See also Cannabalism.

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94. A Cookie is a Sometime Food

To combat rising childhood obesity rates, Cookie Monster sang this regrettable song. See also Children, Snacks.

Added by SpaceParasites on December 29, 2010| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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96. Careful, Robin. Both Hands on the Bat-Rope.

See also 60's, Television.

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97. Don't Smoke. Wear a Bra.

See also Lingerie, Women.

Added by CaptainKrill on March 14, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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98. Don't Drink and Bike

You might spill your beer. See also Alcohol.

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99. Keep the Space Heater Away from Standing Water While It is Operational

As in:
Do not precariously balance the space-heater on the edge of the bathtub while we soak in said tub stoned out of our minds, eating pizza, and talking about surviving hiding together in a portable toilet for extended periods of time with a pet goat.
I'm not ready to die by electric shock yet. I've seen those stickers on hairdryers yes siree! See also Dangerous, Electricity.

Added by QuellcristFalconer on February 17, 2010| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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100. Make It Happen, Captain

Added by Anthony on January 27, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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