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181. Do not think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

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182. Bum, Belly, Beak, Bang

Advice on how to take aim at and shoot a pheasant. See also British, Guns, Hunting.

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183. Put Some Lotion in Your Motion and Some Glide in Your Slide

A direct quotation from The Fonz from the TV series Happy Days. I've never forgotten it. I use it when giving people advice about dancing. See also 70's, Sitcoms.

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184. The Early Bird Gets the Worm, but the Second Mouse Gets the Cheese

Think about it.

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185. Never Trust Someone Who Puts in the Milk, then the Cereal

See also Breakfast.

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186. Don't Squat with Your Spurs On

See also Western.

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187. When You Need to Borrow Money, Borrow from a Pessimist. He Won't Expect It Back.

I got this from a fortune cookie from Panda Express. See also Chinese.

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188. You'll Get Everything You Want in Life if You Lower Your Expectations

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189. Buy a Stethoscope

So you can listen to your heart. See also Doctors.

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190. Never Test the Depth of a River with Both Feet

An African proverb. See also African.

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