Funny Advice
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221. Don't Put Metal in the Microwave
Your mother, microwave instruction manuals, and the entire world probably all warned you about this at least once. See also Anxiety, Dangerous.
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222. You Don't Eat, You Don't Shit. You Don't Shit, You Die.
An emperical truth of the universe. See also Food, Health, Profanity.
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223. XYZPDQ
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224. Better to Look a Gift Horse in the Mouth than to Get Caught Looking in the Other End
See also Animals.
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225. Stop Drinking Haterade
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227. Bite Your Teeth Into the Ass of Life
Memorable quote from the 1996 movie Big Night. See also Movies, Profanity.
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229. Try to Keep It Between the Ditches
Advice to someone who's smashed yet insists on driving home anyway. See also Alcohol, Drunk.
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230. Hands Below the Gay-Line
Reminder to heterosexual male dancers to maintain composure and not raise their hands above their chest.