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221. Don't Put Metal in the Microwave

Your mother, microwave instruction manuals, and the entire world probably all warned you about this at least once. See also Anxiety, Dangerous.

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222. You Don't Eat, You Don't Shit. You Don't Shit, You Die.

An emperical truth of the universe. See also Food, Health, Profanity.

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223. XYZPDQ

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224. Better to Look a Gift Horse in the Mouth than to Get Caught Looking in the Other End

See also Animals.

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225. Stop Drinking Haterade

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226. Keep Your Eye on the Ball

What if you have the ball? See also Sports.

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227. Bite Your Teeth Into the Ass of Life

Memorable quote from the 1996 movie Big Night. See also Movies, Profanity.

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228. Take a Chill Pill

Best when accompanied by a rolling of the eyes. See also 80's.

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229. Try to Keep It Between the Ditches

Advice to someone who's smashed yet insists on driving home anyway. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

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230. Hands Below the Gay-Line

Reminder to heterosexual male dancers to maintain composure and not raise their hands above their chest.

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