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191. The One Who Cries the Hardest Wins the Argument

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192. Never Use Your Favorite Song as an Alarm

You'll start to hate it.

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193. Real Bear Hugs Are Often Fatal

See also Bears.

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194. If You Are Running Low on Laundry, a Bathing Suit Makes Perfectly Acceptable Underwear

Motherly advice from Liz Lemon on 30 Rock. See also Sitcoms.

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195. Do not think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

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196. Bum, Belly, Beak, Bang

Advice on how to take aim at and shoot a pheasant. See also British, Guns, Hunting.

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197. Put Some Lotion in Your Motion and Some Glide in Your Slide

A direct quotation from The Fonz from the TV series Happy Days. I've never forgotten it. I use it when giving people advice about dancing. See also 70's, Sitcoms.

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198. The Early Bird Gets the Worm, but the Second Mouse Gets the Cheese

Think about it.

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199. Never Trust Someone Who Puts in the Milk, then the Cereal

See also Breakfast.

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200. Don't Squat with Your Spurs On

See also Western.

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