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191. Never Test the Depth of a River with Both Feet

An African proverb. See also African.

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192. Be Yourself. Unless You're a Unicorn. Then be a Unicorn.

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193. Never Do a Whole Job when a Half a Job Will Do

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194. Never Walk by a Pigeon Coup with an Owl in Your Pocket

See also Birds.

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195. An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away Unless the Doctor's Cute, then Skip the Apples

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196. Don't Wake the Snake

See also Reptiles.

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197. Save Your Strength

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198. Better Late than Pregnant

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199. Eat It, Don't Tweet It

In other words, stop taking photos of your food. See also Hipsters, Internet.

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200. Silence is Golden, but Duct Tape is Silver

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