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191. Put Some Lotion in Your Motion and Some Glide in Your Slide

A direct quotation from The Fonz from the TV series Happy Days. I've never forgotten it. I use it when giving people advice about dancing. See also 70's, Sitcoms.

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192. The Early Bird Gets the Worm, but the Second Mouse Gets the Cheese

Think about it.

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193. Never Trust Someone Who Puts in the Milk, then the Cereal

See also Breakfast.

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194. Don't Squat with Your Spurs On

See also Western.

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195. When You Need to Borrow Money, Borrow from a Pessimist. He Won't Expect It Back.

I got this from a fortune cookie from Panda Express. See also Chinese.

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196. You'll Get Everything You Want in Life if You Lower Your Expectations

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197. Buy a Stethoscope

So you can listen to your heart. See also Doctors.

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198. Never Test the Depth of a River with Both Feet

An African proverb. See also African.

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199. Be Yourself. Unless You're a Unicorn. Then be a Unicorn.

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200. Never Do a Whole Job when a Half a Job Will Do

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