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191. Don't Squat with Your Spurs On

See also Western.

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192. When You Need to Borrow Money, Borrow from a Pessimist. He Won't Expect It Back.

I got this from a fortune cookie from Panda Express. See also Chinese.

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193. You'll Get Everything You Want in Life if You Lower Your Expectations

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194. Buy a Stethoscope

So you can listen to your heart. See also Doctors.

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195. Never Test the Depth of a River with Both Feet

An African proverb. See also African.

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196. Be Yourself. Unless You're a Unicorn. Then be a Unicorn.

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197. Never Do a Whole Job when a Half a Job Will Do

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198. Never Walk by a Pigeon Coup with an Owl in Your Pocket

See also Birds.

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199. An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away Unless the Doctor's Cute, then Skip the Apples

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200. Don't Wake the Snake

See also Reptiles.

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