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201. You'll Get Everything You Want in Life if You Lower Your Expectations

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202. Buy a Stethoscope

So you can listen to your heart. See also Doctors.

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203. Never Test the Depth of a River with Both Feet

An African proverb. See also African.

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204. Be Yourself. Unless You're a Unicorn. Then be a Unicorn.

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205. Never Do a Whole Job when a Half a Job Will Do

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206. Never Walk by a Pigeon Coup with an Owl in Your Pocket

See also Birds.

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207. An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away Unless the Doctor's Cute, then Skip the Apples

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208. Don't Wake the Snake

See also Reptiles.

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209. Save Your Strength

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210. Better Late than Pregnant

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