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When You Need to Borrow Money, Borrow from a Pessimist. He Won't Expect It Back.
I got this from a fortune cookie from Panda Express. See also Chinese.
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ok i do not get that at all ok
john on April 27, 2014
Lol. it means when you need money, ask from someone who doesnt think they'll get it back. I dont know how you wouldnt get it?
aRandomPerson on May 1, 2014
LOL
POTATO on May 26, 2014
well that's terrible advice!
Potato on July 11, 2014
Tell that to the fortune cookie!!
HaloPrincess2642 on July 31, 2014
I really need 10 lack rupees because I want to start some business and I will give to you back m in big trouble plzz mam help less now
kabira khan on March 20, 2015
wow, that totally doesnt scream SCAM all over the place.... lol... sorry kabira khan...
HaloPrincess2642 on June 30, 2015
Ah, but but think of this: if they never expect it back, why would they give it in the first place?
WhenYouTakeJokesSeriously on March 22, 2017
Was the fortune cookie also sexist by saying "he wouldn't expect it back" or is it just you quoting it?
Bob32 on April 7, 2018
girls can be pessimists too. lol
LapisLazuli on April 6, 2019
I am open to having my money stolen.
The Rewind Man on August 31, 2021