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When You Need to Borrow Money, Borrow from a Pessimist. He Won't Expect It Back.

I got this from a fortune cookie from Panda Express. See also Chinese.


Added by HaloPrincess2642 on April 26, 2014 | You Like This |


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ok i do not get that at all ok

john on April 27, 2014

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Lol. it means when you need money, ask from someone who doesnt think they'll get it back. I dont know how you wouldnt get it?

aRandomPerson on May 1, 2014

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POTATO on May 26, 2014

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well that's terrible advice!

Potato on July 11, 2014

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Tell that to the fortune cookie!!

HaloPrincess2642 on July 31, 2014

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I really need 10 lack rupees because I want to start some business and I will give to you back m in big trouble plzz mam help less now

kabira khan on March 20, 2015

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wow, that totally doesnt scream SCAM all over the place.... lol... sorry kabira khan...

HaloPrincess2642 on June 30, 2015

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Ah, but but think of this: if they never expect it back, why would they give it in the first place?

WhenYouTakeJokesSeriously on March 22, 2017

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Was the fortune cookie also sexist by saying "he wouldn't expect it back" or is it just you quoting it?

Bob32 on April 7, 2018

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girls can be pessimists too. lol

LapisLazuli on April 6, 2019

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I am open to having my money stolen.

The Rewind Man on August 31, 2021

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