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241. Try to Keep It Between the Ditches

Advice to someone who's smashed yet insists on driving home anyway. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

Added by a Guest on September 23, 2007| Comment | 19 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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242. Hands Below the Gay-Line

Reminder to heterosexual male dancers to maintain composure and not raise their hands above their chest.

Added by Maude on June 18, 2007| 1 Comment | 33 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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243. Always Piss Down a Slope

I had to learn that the hard way. See also Bathroom.

Added by a Guest on May 19, 2007| 5 Comments | 51 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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244. Play It Smart, But Play It Cool

Added by Maya on May 8, 2007| 1 Comment | 30 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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245. Check Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself

Another it-rhymes-so-it-must-be-true bit of advice.

Added by Anthony on January 29, 2007| Comment | 50 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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246. Don't Let Them See You With Just Your Socks On

Added by Brian on November 24, 2006| 12 Comments | 37 people like this You Like This | Unlike