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You Don't Eat, You Don't Shit. You Don't Shit, You Die.

An emperical truth of the universe. See also Food, Health, Profanity.


Added by a Guest on November 11, 2008 | You Like This |


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I need you to tell me more about guys who tells lies to there girl friends and girls who cheat on there guys and tell me who the blame goes on.

frank on November 21, 2008

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So much for keeping it clean. Thanks a lot :-/

RdSouthOk on August 12, 2010

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Actually getting back on topic, this statement can be proven further by the sloth. A sloth can die on a full stomach because its metabolism is so slow.

gunta on March 3, 2016

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fidget spinner hahahaaha on February 19, 2018

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Humans will shit until they die. Food or no food, we will shit. Count on it.

Victor on May 14, 2018

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