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211. Better Late than Pregnant

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212. Eat It, Don't Tweet It

In other words, stop taking photos of your food. See also Hipsters, Internet.

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213. Silence is Golden, but Duct Tape is Silver

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214. If It's Yellow, Let It Mellow. If It's Brown, Flush It Down.

See also Scatological.

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215. Therapy is Expensive. Bubble Wrap is Cheap. You Choose.

I was given this advice from my first psychology teacher.

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216. Once You Turn 60, Never Pass a Bathroom and Never Trust a Fart!

See also Elderly, Flatulence, Scatological.

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217. If You Meet a Man in a Saloon, Don't Come Crying to Me when You End Up with a Drunk

This advice was my mom's standard when I asked about finding a husband qnd marrying some day. The kicker is that she met my dad... yep, you guessed it, in a saloon. See also Love, Marriage.

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218. Put Some Prance in Your Dance

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219. Don't Sneeze When You're Pregnant and Have to Pee

So you don't accidentally pee your pants or have your baby.

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220. Don't Look at a Pig While You're Pregnant

My grandma gave me this advice so my kids wouldn't be born ugly. See also Old-Timey.

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