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211. Be Yourself. Unless You're a Unicorn. Then be a Unicorn.

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212. Never Do a Whole Job when a Half a Job Will Do

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213. Never Walk by a Pigeon Coup with an Owl in Your Pocket

See also Birds.

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214. An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away Unless the Doctor's Cute, then Skip the Apples

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215. Don't Wake the Snake

See also Reptiles.

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216. Save Your Strength

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217. Better Late than Pregnant

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218. Eat It, Don't Tweet It

In other words, stop taking photos of your food. See also Hipsters, Internet.

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219. Silence is Golden, but Duct Tape is Silver

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220. If It's Yellow, Let It Mellow. If It's Brown, Flush It Down.

See also Scatological.

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