Funny Advice
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211. Better to Look a Gift Horse in the Mouth than to Get Caught Looking in the Other End
See also Animals.
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212. Stop Drinking Haterade
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214. Bite Your Teeth Into the Ass of Life
Memorable quote from the 1996 movie Big Night. See also Movies, Profanity.
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216. Try to Keep It Between the Ditches
Advice to someone who's smashed yet insists on driving home anyway. See also Alcohol, Drunk.
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217. Hands Below the Gay-Line
Reminder to heterosexual male dancers to maintain composure and not raise their hands above their chest.
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219. Play It Smart, But Play It Cool
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220. Check Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself
Another it-rhymes-so-it-must-be-true bit of advice.