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231. Stop Drinking Haterade

Added by Brian on April 9, 2008| 5 Comments | 55 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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232. Keep Your Eye on the Ball

What if you have the ball? See also Sports.

Added by Tim on March 18, 2008| 4 Comments | 43 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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233. Bite Your Teeth Into the Ass of Life

Memorable quote from the 1996 movie Big Night. See also Movies, Profanity.

Added by Frank on January 16, 2008| 1 Comment | 43 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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234. Take a Chill Pill

Best when accompanied by a rolling of the eyes. See also 80's.

Added by Brian on September 26, 2007| 1 Comment | 49 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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235. Try to Keep It Between the Ditches

Advice to someone who's smashed yet insists on driving home anyway. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

Added by a Guest on September 23, 2007| Comment | 19 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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236. Hands Below the Gay-Line

Reminder to heterosexual male dancers to maintain composure and not raise their hands above their chest.

Added by Maude on June 18, 2007| 1 Comment | 32 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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237. Always Piss Down a Slope

I had to learn that the hard way. See also Bathroom.

Added by a Guest on May 19, 2007| 5 Comments | 51 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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238. Play It Smart, But Play It Cool

Added by Maya on May 8, 2007| 1 Comment | 30 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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239. Check Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself

Another it-rhymes-so-it-must-be-true bit of advice.

Added by Anthony on January 29, 2007| Comment | 49 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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240. Don't Let Them See You With Just Your Socks On

Added by Brian on November 24, 2006| 12 Comments | 36 people like this You Like This | Unlike