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231. Be Careful

Usually said by one's mother after having already sustained an injury as a result of not being careful. Thanks, mom! I'll try to go back in time so that I can use your advice.

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232. Walk It Off

Probably the least helpful medical advice ever. See also Medicine.

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233. Don't Cut Your Own Bangs

They always come out crooked... AND, you just keep cutting and cutting and cutting... Oh My! See also Hair.

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234. Don't Put Metal in the Microwave

Your mother, microwave instruction manuals, and the entire world probably all warned you about this at least once. See also Anxiety, Dangerous.

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235. You Don't Eat, You Don't Shit. You Don't Shit, You Die.

An emperical truth of the universe. See also Food, Health, Profanity.

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236. XYZPDQ

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237. Better to Look a Gift Horse in the Mouth than to Get Caught Looking in the Other End

See also Animals.

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238. Stop Drinking Haterade

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239. Keep Your Eye on the Ball

What if you have the ball? See also Sports.

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240. Bite Your Teeth Into the Ass of Life

Memorable quote from the 1996 movie Big Night. See also Movies, Profanity.

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