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Don't Put Metal in the Microwave

Your mother, microwave instruction manuals, and the entire world probably all warned you about this at least once. See also Anxiety, Dangerous.


Added by a Guest on December 2, 2008 | You Like This |


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I occasionally must warn myself.

80 on January 5, 2009

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is that real

bigballs on July 23, 2009


But it's your microwave; you know what you're doing!

ziggyzaster on November 11, 2009

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i think that if meatl in the microwave you will died

taylor on November 16, 2009

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But the pretty lights! I love metal cups and Pop-Tart wrapers! (another thing NOT to put in a microwave is pet catterpillars...)

Dee on March 22, 2010

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well no dip sherlock!!! everyone knows not to do that!!

ann on September 18, 2014

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Why not to, though?

Potatoe on October 1, 2014

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One of the main reasons I liked this is because in the "see also" it said, "anxiety"

Lyrica on November 6, 2016

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This is stupid

Hello on July 20, 2017

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This litteraly was why I got into a fight with the mother of my ex, she was always putting metal in the microwave.. and when I told her she was not supposed to she got maddd ;0

yeahhh.. on July 3, 2018

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Omg in the “see also” is hecking said anxiety... OMG IM DED

Alida D. on May 20, 2019

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my brothe did that when cooking mr.noodels and almost set the house on fire

harry potato on July 21, 2020

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