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Keep the Space Heater Away from Standing Water While It is Operational

As in:
Do not precariously balance the space-heater on the edge of the bathtub while we soak in said tub stoned out of our minds, eating pizza, and talking about surviving hiding together in a portable toilet for extended periods of time with a pet goat.
I'm not ready to die by electric shock yet. I've seen those stickers on hairdryers yes siree! See also Dangerous, Electricity.


Added by QuellcristFalconer on February 17, 2010 | You Like This |


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I read though the whole thing... And I didn't understand a word :D

WolfGurl on October 10, 2015

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Clearly not a smoker then...

2ndclasscitizen on August 7, 2016

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speaking of being high....

(^(oo)^) on September 26, 2016


you're probably high if your here.

iloveyoudotorg on March 5, 2017

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@WolfGurl Same.

now make me proud! on June 30, 2020

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That description looked like the last tweet before a Darwin Award.

The Rewind Man on August 31, 2021

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