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You Can Inflate the the Word Count on Your Essays by Writing the the Word "The" Twice
It's the the oldest trick in the the book, but it works, which is why it's still in the the book. See also Schools.
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loloolollloloolo
unknown on February 6, 2018
srsly?
anonymouse on February 6, 2018
woooooooow
hey on February 7, 2018
That's one of the the funniest things I've heard on the the site!
BleededEyesight on February 7, 2018
THX!!!!!!! I always have no ideas!!!!
fartymcpoopypants on February 21, 2018
I love this site even if some of the the things here are weird
Magic potato on February 22, 2018
If you are writing an essay, the word "the" does not count. Only 4-5+ letter words count. I'm trying not to ruin your fun, but no joke my friends call me Logic Fart.
Logicfart on March 28, 2018
i should try this :P
eli on April 3, 2018
what the the heak
sweetie pie on April 9, 2018
logicfart- the the word count tool counts every word. it doesnt count all the the letters in each word to make sure the the word contains 4+ letters and it doesnt NOT count the the word "the" and other shorter words. no school or teacher i have encountered used the the rule you mentioned.
Yeet on June 17, 2018
... But then you'll get marks taken off for grammar/spelling/etc for writing the word "the" twice.
IntelliStupidity on October 18, 2018
I saw this trick in brain games.
Ligma on December 5, 2018
... wow.
potato1 on February 18, 2019
i was on here because i was bored doing an all nighter on an essay because of a stupid word count and you saved my ass. thanks.
thank on March 26, 2019
Yeet- I saw that you put the 2 times in a row
person on April 25, 2019
I think it's working very very very well too if you repeat the word very.
AlwaysPotato on May 30, 2019
it works. its the the truth
potatoman on May 19, 2020
i think maybe if you are sneaky no one will notice the the error im sorry im like this
dontsearchcatonabluephone on August 10, 2020
I know the the trick. Thanks for reminding me
PotatoGod on October 5, 2020
OR if you are typing it on google docs you can write tons of words in white text, and do two spaces for normal words :DD:DD:D:D::DD:D
go POOF on May 13, 2021
Was looking at the ends of ___ sentence because I thought that's where ___ two ___'s were going to be.
The Rewind Man on August 31, 2021
This really is the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the oldest trick in the book.
Yeetaleetthesecond on November 12, 2021