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Count Your Eggs Before They Hatch

That way you’ll know if someone steals one of them. See also Chickens, Eggs.


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what came first the chicken or the egg?

:): on May 1, 2021


Well, duh. It's pretty clear to do every time.

Yeetaleet on May 1, 2021

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Lily on May 3, 2021


ALSO, :):, if you're talking about baby terms, the egg is first because it's the first thing that comes out of the mother. For mother terms, the chicken was first because without the mother, the baby wouldn't exist. So, technically, depending on your view, both answers are correct.

Yeetaleet on May 6, 2021


Eggs existed thousands of years before chickens. Dinosaurs used them. I think that's the joke with the chicken and the egg.

cloelius on May 6, 2021

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