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If You’re Being Chased, Give the Person Who’s Chasing You a Pair of Scissors Because You Can’t Run With Scissors

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Added by a Guest on June 7, 2022 | You Like This |

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Tried this, they still ran and stabbed me with the scissors, 2/10 kinda hurt

Name on June 8, 2022

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Hahahaha! i will try this.

Meep23 on June 9, 2022

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true though

made on June 12, 2022

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it worked ty!!

name on July 7, 2022

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not the idiots in the comment sectcion

lol on July 19, 2022

Yeetaleetthesecond

Fucking genius!

Yeetaleetthesecond on September 22, 2022

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cant he just drop them and continue chasing you?

verifier on January 8, 2023

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Baldi's Basics moment

Hhe on January 21, 2023

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Scissors that make the wielder slow down... that's something to add to the Log of Anomalous Items.

The Rewind Man on March 22, 2023

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