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If You Ever Need to Bury a Body, Plant Endangered Plants Over the Body So It’s Illegal to Dig Up
Works every time. See also Plants.
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If the po-po are specifically looking for a corpse, they would bring out dogs which would sniff out the body. furthermore, they could get warrants to legally move the plant in question, instead feed the corpse to a bunch of pigs since they'll eat anything.
WarCrimeTime! on February 3, 2022
Okay, so it works sometimes.
Yeetaleetthesecond on February 3, 2022
how many times is "every time" you sound experienced...
sheeper on May 14, 2022
came here throught the Bored Button :p
El pepe on June 28, 2022
but how would you get the plant seeds
cassandra on June 30, 2022
EVERY time????? ummmm
lmao on July 13, 2022
or put it vertically in the ground because the police usually look for holes about six feet wide so then they're most likely to miss it
heyyyy on August 24, 2022
why would i need to bury a body?? i would never do such a thing im a child of God thou shall not murder... but ngl that is pretty smart lol :")
imabanana on October 12, 2022
damn bro your a genius
booknerd on April 9, 2023
too smart
potato on June 7, 2023
Thanks for the advice, No more using hefty bags and an ax for me!
potato on January 17, 2024
u seem experienced....
hehe on February 10, 2024
I think you’ve donee that before……
Aleea on February 11, 2024
ummm, that sounds like you do this often
potato on March 17, 2024
hi
patrick_starr21 on April 17, 2024
this is actually pretty funny and smart.
patrick_starr21 on April 17, 2024