28 Entries Tagged “Parents”
Funny Things to Do
22. Making Your Kid Smoke the Whole Pack
You know, to teach them a lesson. Classic parenting technique. See also Cigarettes, Parents, Smoking.
Funny People
23. Parents Who Say Their Child is 24 Months Old
Two. Your child is two years old. See also Children, Parents.
Funny Advice
24. Don't Yell at Your Kids
Lean in close and whisper, it's much more scarier. See also Parents.
Funny Things to Do
26. Making One's Eyes Bug out at a Restaurant when First Looking at the Check
This is a classic Dad Joke, where one pretends to be astonished at the $7.13 one is paying for coffee and a sandwich (best used if there is another person at the table to appreciate the humor). See also Parents.
Funny Sayings
27. I'll Give You Something to Cry About
Something Dad would say when we were already crying. See also Parents.
Funny People
28. Fun Dad
Normal Dad just gives you a check in your birthday card....
Fun Dad has a $20 bill up his sleeve which "magically" slides into your hand when the handshake is over.
There is a fine, fine line between Fun Dad and Creepy Uncle. See also Parents.