Funny Drinks
Funny Drinks
21. To Beer or Not to Beer
A 50/50 mix of root beer and beer. See also Alcohol, Made Up, Soda.
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22. World’s Coldest Drink
Ingredients include spearmint gum, mouthwash, peppermint, mint leaves, and ice. Mix in a blender and make sure you have a bottle of Sriracha nearby. See also Cold.
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23. Kumis
To make a long description short, this is just horse milk with alcohol. See also Alcohol, Horses.
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24. Pussyfoot
Apparently non-alcoholic drink, but I’m too scared to look it up on my school computer. See also Alcohol, Sophomoric.
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25. Orbitz Soda
For anyone who ever looked at their lava lamp and thought, yeah, I’d drink that. See also 90's.
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26. Not Your Father’s Root Beer
But it is. This is an alcoholic root beer. Wait a few more years, little Timmy. See also Alcohol, Misleading.
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29. Ex-Wife Coffee
Coffee with no sugar, i.e. blond and bitter. See above. See also Coffee.
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30. Smoker's Cough
A shot of Jagermeister topped with a spoonful of mayonaise. See also Alcohol, Gross.