Funny Sayings
Funny Sayings
242. I Swear to Drunk I'm Not God
The usual excuse for drunks to cops. See also Alcohol.
Funny Sayings
243. I'd Rather Do Something and Regret It than Do Nothing at All
What my rugby friends told me before we got our school logo branded on our butts.
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244. I'll Hold Your Beer
What you say to somebody after they (usually drunkenly) claim they are going to do something that everyone but them knows its blatantly stupid. See also Alcohol, Drunk.
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245. You Can Only Fish for So Long...
...until you have to put a stick of dynamite in the water. From the Big Bang Theory. Sentimental note about getting things done. See also Television.
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247. He Does Everything Like He's Killing Snakes
A person who can't focus but takes on every task with excessive vim. And vigor. See also Reptiles.
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248. Nuckin' Futs
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249. Please Park in Our Rear
My mom and I would get the giggles every time we saw this sign in front of a store. See also Sophomoric.