Funny Sayings

241. I'm Not Totally Useless: I Can be Used as a Bad Example

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242. Get Lost, Apple Sauce

See also 70's.

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243. "Go Step on a Lego"

Basically wishing hell upon a person. See also Legos.

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244. Well, at Least I Didn't Steal Christmas

The ultimate holiday comeback. See also Holidays.

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245. Remember That You're Unique, Just Like Everyone Else

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246. Alcoholics Anonymous is for Quitters

See also Alcohol.

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247. Remember That Behind Every Selfie are 47 Identical Ones That Didn't Make It

See also Teenagers.

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248. You Only Rent Beer

See also Alcohol, Bathroom.

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249. Birthdays are Healthy for You

Studies have shown that people with more birthdays live longer. See also Birthdays.

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250. Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys

A great saying for when you don't want to get involved.

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