Funny Sayings

291. It'll Move Like Sh*t Through a Goose

Seriously, geese poop like it's going out of style. See also Profanity, Scatological.

Added by ScotFinch on November 13, 2009| 2 Comments | 21 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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292. It's Only a Party if Your Pants Are Off

Ain't that the truth ;) See also Nudity.

Added by Meez on November 13, 2009| 1 Comment | 23 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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293. It'll Make a Turd

That thing they're serving you... it might taste horrible, but at least it's functional. See also Food, Scatological.

Added by djPleth on November 8, 2009| 1 Comment | 17 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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294. Keep Your Hair On!

A response to somebody when they are inappropriately frustrated or being impatient. See also Hair.

Added by ScotFinch on October 31, 2009| Comment | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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295. Omg That Was Omg

In other words, "I can't believe it!"

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296. That's What He Said

That's right, that's what he said.

Added by Ryan on September 16, 2009| 4 Comments | 16 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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297. Crap a Sh*t

When cursing becomes so bland it turns into a statement. See also Profanity.

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298. Crazier than a Sh*t-House Rat

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299. Pipe Down!

Usually used by dads, for some reason. Needs to be said only once. Oddly effective, even to this day.

Added by Tim on February 19, 2009| 1 Comment | 35 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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300. God Works in Mysterious Ways

Good saying for explaining just about anything to children, for example why they didn't receive a Nintendo Wii for their birthday, See also Religion.

Added by Ryan on September 29, 2008| 3 Comments | 21 people like this You Like This | Unlike