Funny Sayings
Funny Sayings
291. I Cuss, You Cuss, We All Cuss for Asparagus
Unlike its twin saying about ice cream, the asparagus rhyme never made it big. See also Vegetables.
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292. Pensando En La Inmortalidad Del Cangrejo
"Contemplating the immortality of the crab", the random Spanish equivalent of "spacing out". See also Spanish.
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293. Makes About as Much Sense as Bowling Cleats
A stellar variation on the "football bat."
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294. That Face Could Make a Freight Train Take a Dirt Road
This saying has legs and stands on its own. Anything more that I write might actually knock the shine off this gem.
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295. Going off Like a Frog in a Sock
The term is generally heard in a gig or a nightclub when the dance floor erupts to the sound of a particularly good piece of music.
Yoo-hoooo! Be a doll and add a funny saying.
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296. He's a Dog of His Own Trot
Similar to marching to one's own drum beat. See also Dogs.
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297. I'm Having a Good Face Day
Hey, it's not just hair that can look crappy once in awhile. Some days a face can look better than other days. See also Beauty, Hair.
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298. Looks Like Hell Had an Auction
My grandma's favorite saying for a messy room. See also Elderly.
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300. It'll Move Like Sh*t Through a Goose
Seriously, geese poop like it's going out of style. See also Profanity, Scatological.