Funny Sayings

291. That's What He Said

That's right, that's what he said.

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292. Crap a Sh*t

When cursing becomes so bland it turns into a statement. See also Profanity.

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293. Crazier than a Sh*t-House Rat

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294. Pipe Down!

Usually used by dads, for some reason. Needs to be said only once. Oddly effective, even to this day.

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295. God Works in Mysterious Ways

Good saying for explaining just about anything to children, for example why they didn't receive a Nintendo Wii for their birthday, See also Religion.

Added by Ryan on September 29, 2008| 3 Comments | 21 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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296. I've Been Around the Block a Few Times

That's because you were too drunk to find the house. See also Alcohol.

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297. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph

The triple-whammy of blasphemous exclamations. See also Religion.

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298. All Your Base Are Belong to Us

A quote from the poorly translated video game "Zero Wing". This later went on to become an internet meme. See also Video Games.

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299. Going Down Like a Homesick Mole

South African expression praising the first beer of the day. See also African.

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300. Tight Butts Drive Me Nuts

It's true, they do. See also Body.

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