Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

321. That Beats a Hen Rooting Uphill Backwards

See also Animals.

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322. Shiver-Me-Timbers

See also Pirates.

Added by a Guest on April 26, 2008| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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323. Whoa Nelly Furtado

An improvement upon "Whoa Nelly". See also Celebrities, Singers.

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324. If You Don't Have Anything Nice to Say, Don't Say Anything at All

Where's the fun in that?

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325. A Pig in a Poke

WTF? See also Sayings.

Added by Tim on March 9, 2008| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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326. Nine Cents Short of a Dime

A colorful way to call someone crazy. See also Insults.

Added by a Guest on February 28, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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327. Hey, Leggo My Eggo!

Frequently overheard during the great waffle crime wave of the late 80's. See also Breakfast, Commercials, Television.

Added by Frank on February 11, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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328. This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things!

Favorite saying of suburban mothers when their bratty little kids are making a mess of things.

Added by Frank on January 28, 2008| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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329. Go Fly a Kite

Classic brush-off of suburban mothers.

Added by Brian on December 29, 2007| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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330. Your Kiss (Your Kiss) is on My List

So let me get this straight—the singer of this line admits to keeping a list of the women he plans to kiss? And said woman is supposed to be impressed by her inclusion? See also 80's, Music, Songs.

Added by Maya on December 17, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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