Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

321. I Just Got Off the Horn

..and it turns out that only douchebags call a phone a "horn". See also Telecommunications.

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322. Your Ass is Grass

And I'm the lawn mower. See also Profanity, Violence.

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323. That Beats a Hen Rooting Uphill Backwards

See also Animals.

Added by a Guest on May 23, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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324. Shiver-Me-Timbers

See also Pirates.

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325. Whoa Nelly Furtado

An improvement upon "Whoa Nelly". See also Celebrities, Singers.

Added by a Guest on March 25, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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326. If You Don't Have Anything Nice to Say, Don't Say Anything at All

Where's the fun in that?

Added by a Guest on March 19, 2008| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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327. A Pig in a Poke

WTF? See also Sayings.

Added by Tim on March 9, 2008| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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328. Nine Cents Short of a Dime

A colorful way to call someone crazy. See also Insults.

Added by a Guest on February 28, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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329. Hey, Leggo My Eggo!

Frequently overheard during the great waffle crime wave of the late 80's. See also Breakfast, Commercials, Television.

Added by Frank on February 11, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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330. This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things!

Favorite saying of suburban mothers when their bratty little kids are making a mess of things.

Added by Frank on January 28, 2008| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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