Funny Sayings

321. Go Fly a Kite

Classic brush-off of suburban mothers.

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Funny Sayings

322. Your Kiss (Your Kiss) is on My List

So let me get this straight—the singer of this line admits to keeping a list of the women he plans to kiss? And said woman is supposed to be impressed by her inclusion? See also 80's, Music, Songs.

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323. Spandex Is a Privilege, Not a Right

See also Clothes.

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324. Everyone's a Wiseguy

Usually spoken by someone's father.

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325. And How!

Does anyone say this anymore? See also Old-Timey.

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326. Dicked the Dog

A classic saying for making a large mistake, also known as "screwing the pooch". See also Animals.

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327. No Big Whoop

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328. You Keep Drinkin', I'll Keep Thinkin'

See also Alcohol.

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329. Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy

From the song of the same name by the country group Big and Rich. See also Music.

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330. I Kiss Better than I Cook

This one is actually kind of sweet.

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