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This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things!

Favorite saying of suburban mothers when their bratty little kids are making a mess of things.


Added by Frank on January 28, 2008 | You Like This |


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ho ho ho!

lolfactor9 on July 13, 2008

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You make me not want to be around you when you get like this.

Anonymous on January 3, 2009

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Anon on February 14, 2009

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Said by Mrs Borden shortly before Lizzie started swinging.

Scott on September 15, 2009

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I'm a potato but i still always found this halirious!

Potato on February 4, 2010

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