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Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

351. It's Better to be Pissed off than Pissed on

See also Bathroom.

Added by Sheri on December 17, 2006| 13 Comments | 81 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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352. Hotter than a Wet Hornet

See also Animals.

Added by a Guest on December 15, 2006| 2 Comments | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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353. There's Something About an Aqua Velva Man

Yes, he buys cheap cologne in drugstores. See also Commercials.

Added by Anthony on December 4, 2006| 7 Comments | 13 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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354. I Haven't Had So Much Fun Since the Hogs Ate Little Sister.

This is squarely in the tradition of Southern Gothic. See also Animals.

Added by Anthony on April 4, 2006| 1 Comment | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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355. The Bear Knows About Forty Stories, but All of Them Are About Pears.

This is apparently a Turkish saying. See also Turkish.

Added by Tyler on January 17, 2006| 3 Comments | 31 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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