Funny Sayings

341. Nothing's Sweeter than Derek Jeter

As spoken by fans Yankees games and often followed by "mmmm mmmm." See also Baseball.

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342. Sticking Feathers Up Your Butt Does Not Make You a Chicken

As spoken by Brad Pitt in the movie Fight Club.

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343. That is the Smartest Thing I Have Ever Heard Anyone Say About Anything

See also Hyperbole.

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344. Tough T*tty Little Kitty But The Milk's Run Dry

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345. That's Reedicks!

The lazy way to find something ridiculous.

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346. That's Bullsh*t, Because I'm Still Coughing

Subject line of a spam email I recently received. See also Computers, Profanity.

Added by Anthony on January 18, 2007| 4 Comments | 17 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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347. "Playtime is Over!"

Warning: Only to be used when you "mean business."

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348. Git-R-Done

Courtesy of Larry the Cable Guy. See also Comics, Southern.

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349. These Colors Don't Run

Especially funny when misapplied. See also Patriotic.

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350. It's Better to be Pissed off than Pissed on

See also Bathroom.

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