Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

341. That's Bullsh*t, Because I'm Still Coughing

Subject line of a spam email I recently received. See also Computers, Profanity.

Added by Anthony on January 18, 2007| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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342. "Playtime is Over!"

Warning: Only to be used when you "mean business."

Added by Frank on January 17, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

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343. Git-R-Done

Courtesy of Larry the Cable Guy. See also Comics, Southern.

Added by Sheri on January 7, 2007| 7 Comments | You Like This |

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344. These Colors Don't Run

Especially funny when misapplied. See also Patriotic.

Added by Anthony on December 27, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

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345. It's Better to be Pissed off than Pissed on

See also Bathroom.

Added by Sheri on December 17, 2006| 13 Comments | You Like This |

Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny saying.

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346. Hotter than a Wet Hornet

See also Animals.

Added by a Guest on December 15, 2006| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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347. There's Something About an Aqua Velva Man

Yes, he buys cheap cologne in drugstores. See also Commercials.

Added by Anthony on December 4, 2006| 7 Comments | You Like This |

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348. I Haven't Had So Much Fun Since the Hogs Ate Little Sister.

This is squarely in the tradition of Southern Gothic. See also Animals.

Added by Anthony on April 4, 2006| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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349. The Bear Knows About Forty Stories, but All of Them Are About Pears.

This is apparently a Turkish saying. See also Turkish.

Added by Tyler on January 17, 2006| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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