Funny Sayings
Funny Sayings
302. It'll Make a Turd
That thing they're serving you... it might taste horrible, but at least it's functional. See also Food, Scatological.
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303. Keep Your Hair On!
A response to somebody when they are inappropriately frustrated or being impatient. See also Hair.
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306. Crap a Sh*t
When cursing becomes so bland it turns into a statement. See also Profanity.
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307. Crazier than a Sh*t-House Rat
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308. Pipe Down!
Usually used by dads, for some reason. Needs to be said only once. Oddly effective, even to this day.
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309. God Works in Mysterious Ways
Good saying for explaining just about anything to children, for example why they didn't receive a Nintendo Wii for their birthday, See also Religion.
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310. I've Been Around the Block a Few Times
That's because you were too drunk to find the house. See also Alcohol.