Funny Sayings

301. It'll Make a Turd

That thing they're serving you... it might taste horrible, but at least it's functional. See also Food, Scatological.

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302. Keep Your Hair On!

A response to somebody when they are inappropriately frustrated or being impatient. See also Hair.

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303. Omg That Was Omg

In other words, "I can't believe it!"

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304. That's What He Said

That's right, that's what he said.

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305. Crap a Sh*t

When cursing becomes so bland it turns into a statement. See also Profanity.

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306. Crazier than a Sh*t-House Rat

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307. Pipe Down!

Usually used by dads, for some reason. Needs to be said only once. Oddly effective, even to this day.

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308. God Works in Mysterious Ways

Good saying for explaining just about anything to children, for example why they didn't receive a Nintendo Wii for their birthday, See also Religion.

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309. I've Been Around the Block a Few Times

That's because you were too drunk to find the house. See also Alcohol.

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310. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph

The triple-whammy of blasphemous exclamations. See also Religion.

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