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301. God Works in Mysterious Ways

Good saying for explaining just about anything to children, for example why they didn't receive a Nintendo Wii for their birthday, See also Religion.

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302. I've Been Around the Block a Few Times

That's because you were too drunk to find the house. See also Alcohol.

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303. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph

The triple-whammy of blasphemous exclamations. See also Religion.

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304. All Your Base Are Belong to Us

A quote from the poorly translated video game "Zero Wing". This later went on to become an internet meme. See also Video Games.

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305. Going Down Like a Homesick Mole

South African expression praising the first beer of the day. See also African.

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306. Tight Butts Drive Me Nuts

It's true, they do. See also Body.

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307. Higher than a Giraffe's Ass

When someone is really high (on life... or drugs). See also Animals, Drugs.

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308. Well Played, Sir

Response for when your friend says something funny.

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309. Praying to God and Marvin Gaye

Sometimes God is a little busy, so you wanna make sure you have all your bases covered. See also Religion, Singers.

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310. Just Because I Rock Doesn't Mean I'm Made of Stone

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