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301. Crazier than a Sh*t-House Rat

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302. Pipe Down!

Usually used by dads, for some reason. Needs to be said only once. Oddly effective, even to this day.

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303. God Works in Mysterious Ways

Good saying for explaining just about anything to children, for example why they didn't receive a Nintendo Wii for their birthday, See also Religion.

Added by Ryan on September 29, 2008| 3 Comments | 21 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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304. I've Been Around the Block a Few Times

That's because you were too drunk to find the house. See also Alcohol.

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305. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph

The triple-whammy of blasphemous exclamations. See also Religion.

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306. All Your Base Are Belong to Us

A quote from the poorly translated video game "Zero Wing". This later went on to become an internet meme. See also Video Games.

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307. Going Down Like a Homesick Mole

South African expression praising the first beer of the day. See also African.

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308. Tight Butts Drive Me Nuts

It's true, they do. See also Body.

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309. Higher than a Giraffe's Ass

When someone is really high (on life... or drugs). See also Animals, Drugs.

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310. Well Played, Sir

Response for when your friend says something funny.

Added by emptyspaces on August 4, 2008| 3 Comments | 27 people like this You Like This | Unlike