Funny Sayings

281. I Haven't Found a Way to Make Money by Poking Things with a Stick, so I'm in School

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282. Moshi Moshi

The way to say hello when answering the phone in Japan. Fun for other countries too.

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283. Eat, Drink, and Be Merry for Tomorrow You May be in Utah

See also Utah.

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284. Strangers Have the Best Candy

I found this out the hard way.

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285. I Eat Lightning and Crap Thunder

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286. You Sunk My Battleship!

See also Games.

Added by DTrain on December 21, 2010| Comment | 16 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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287. He Could Eat Crackers in My Bed Anytime

An expression old ladies use in West Texas to describe a particularly handsome man. Eating crackers in bed, and thus leaving crumbs, is something average Joes are never allowed to do. See also Sex.

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288. Blowing Something to Smithereens

See also Violence.

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289. Make Sex

"Do you want to make sex?" See also Sex.

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290. A Moment on the Lips, a Lifetime on the Hips

See also Diets.

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