Funny Sayings

281. Make Sex

"Do you want to make sex?" See also Sex.

Added by Frank on June 14, 2010| 11 Comments | 38 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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282. A Moment on the Lips, a Lifetime on the Hips

See also Diets.

Added by Ryan on June 3, 2010| 5 Comments | 29 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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283. More Than You Can Shake a Stick At

Added by CaptainKrill on April 5, 2010| 1 Comment | 17 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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284. I'll Give You Something to Cry About

Something Dad would say when we were already crying. See also Parents.

Added by tommy22 on March 17, 2010| Comment | 36 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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285. I Cuss, You Cuss, We All Cuss for Asparagus

Unlike its twin saying about ice cream, the asparagus rhyme never made it big. See also Vegetables.

Added by CaptainKrill on March 7, 2010| 1 Comment | 38 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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286. Pensando En La Inmortalidad Del Cangrejo

"Contemplating the immortality of the crab", the random Spanish equivalent of "spacing out". See also Spanish.

Added by mellojello on March 6, 2010| 4 Comments | 29 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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287. Makes About as Much Sense as Bowling Cleats

A stellar variation on the "football bat."

Added by kevin on February 25, 2010| Comment | 13 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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288. That Face Could Make a Freight Train Take a Dirt Road

This saying has legs and stands on its own. Anything more that I write might actually knock the shine off this gem.

Added by kevin on February 25, 2010| 1 Comment | 48 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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289. Going off Like a Frog in a Sock

The term is generally heard in a gig or a nightclub when the dance floor erupts to the sound of a particularly good piece of music.

Added by sbirchall on February 20, 2010| Comment | 23 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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290. He's a Dog of His Own Trot

Similar to marching to one's own drum beat. See also Dogs.

Added by Opossum on February 15, 2010| Comment | 15 people like this You Like This | Unlike