Funny Sayings

281. Strangers Have the Best Candy

I found this out the hard way.

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282. I Eat Lightning and Crap Thunder

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283. You Sunk My Battleship!

See also Games.

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284. He Could Eat Crackers in My Bed Anytime

An expression old ladies use in West Texas to describe a particularly handsome man. Eating crackers in bed, and thus leaving crumbs, is something average Joes are never allowed to do. See also Sex.

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285. Blowing Something to Smithereens

See also Violence.

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286. Make Sex

"Do you want to make sex?" See also Sex.

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287. A Moment on the Lips, a Lifetime on the Hips

See also Diets.

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288. More Than You Can Shake a Stick At

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289. I'll Give You Something to Cry About

Something Dad would say when we were already crying. See also Parents.

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290. I Cuss, You Cuss, We All Cuss for Asparagus

Unlike its twin saying about ice cream, the asparagus rhyme never made it big. See also Vegetables.

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