Funny Sayings

331. Women Want Me, Fish Fear Me

Added by Tyler on August 5, 2007| 1 Comment | 14 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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332. I Taught Your Boyfriend That Thing You Like

Oh, snap! See also Innuendo.

Added by Anthony on June 20, 2007| 8 Comments | 46 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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333. Nothing's Sweeter than Derek Jeter

As spoken by fans Yankees games and often followed by "mmmm mmmm." See also Baseball.

Added by Anthony on June 9, 2007| 2 Comments | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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334. Sticking Feathers Up Your Butt Does Not Make You a Chicken

As spoken by Brad Pitt in the movie Fight Club.

Added by Anthony on June 2, 2007| 6 Comments | 42 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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335. That is the Smartest Thing I Have Ever Heard Anyone Say About Anything

See also Hyperbole.

Added by Brian on May 8, 2007| 5 Comments | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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336. Tough T*tty Little Kitty But The Milk's Run Dry

Added by a Guest on May 6, 2007| 12 Comments | 29 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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337. That's Reedicks!

The lazy way to find something ridiculous.

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338. That's Bullsh*t, Because I'm Still Coughing

Subject line of a spam email I recently received. See also Computers, Profanity.

Added by Anthony on January 18, 2007| 4 Comments | 17 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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339. "Playtime is Over!"

Warning: Only to be used when you "mean business."

Added by Frank on January 17, 2007| Comment | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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340. Git-R-Done

Courtesy of Larry the Cable Guy. See also Comics, Southern.

Added by Sheri on January 7, 2007| 7 Comments | 16 people like this You Like This | Unlike