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311. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph

The triple-whammy of blasphemous exclamations. See also Religion.

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312. All Your Base Are Belong to Us

A quote from the poorly translated video game "Zero Wing". This later went on to become an internet meme. See also Video Games.

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313. Going Down Like a Homesick Mole

South African expression praising the first beer of the day. See also African.

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314. Tight Butts Drive Me Nuts

It's true, they do. See also Body.

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315. Higher than a Giraffe's Ass

When someone is really high (on life... or drugs). See also Animals, Drugs.

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316. Well Played, Sir

Response for when your friend says something funny.

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317. Praying to God and Marvin Gaye

Sometimes God is a little busy, so you wanna make sure you have all your bases covered. See also Religion, Singers.

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318. Just Because I Rock Doesn't Mean I'm Made of Stone

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319. I Just Got Off the Horn

..and it turns out that only douchebags call a phone a "horn". See also Telecommunications.

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320. Your Ass is Grass

And I'm the lawn mower. See also Profanity, Violence.

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