Funny Sayings

311. Praying to God and Marvin Gaye

Sometimes God is a little busy, so you wanna make sure you have all your bases covered. See also Religion, Singers.

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312. Just Because I Rock Doesn't Mean I'm Made of Stone

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313. I Just Got Off the Horn

..and it turns out that only douchebags call a phone a "horn". See also Telecommunications.

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314. Your Ass is Grass

And I'm the lawn mower. See also Profanity, Violence.

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315. That Beats a Hen Rooting Uphill Backwards

See also Animals.

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316. Shiver-Me-Timbers

See also Pirates.

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317. Whoa Nelly Furtado

An improvement upon "Whoa Nelly". See also Celebrities, Singers.

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318. If You Don't Have Anything Nice to Say, Don't Say Anything at All

Where's the fun in that?

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319. A Pig in a Poke

WTF? See also Sayings.

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320. Nine Cents Short of a Dime

A colorful way to call someone crazy. See also Insults.

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