Funny Sayings

Your Ass is Grass

And I'm the lawn mower. See also Profanity, Violence.


Added by a Guest on May 28, 2008 | You Like This |


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haha aweosem!

duck on September 28, 2008

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My dad says this to me when im in trouble O_O *shudder*

Raven on July 2, 2009


Yes! I remember saying that in 1976!

Tim on November 5, 2009

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