Funny Sayings

271. He Could Eat Crackers in My Bed Anytime

An expression old ladies use in West Texas to describe a particularly handsome man. Eating crackers in bed, and thus leaving crumbs, is something average Joes are never allowed to do. See also Sex.

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272. Blowing Something to Smithereens

See also Violence.

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273. Make Sex

"Do you want to make sex?" See also Sex.

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274. A Moment on the Lips, a Lifetime on the Hips

See also Diets.

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275. More Than You Can Shake a Stick At

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276. I'll Give You Something to Cry About

Something Dad would say when we were already crying. See also Parents.

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277. I Cuss, You Cuss, We All Cuss for Asparagus

Unlike its twin saying about ice cream, the asparagus rhyme never made it big. See also Vegetables.

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278. Pensando En La Inmortalidad Del Cangrejo

"Contemplating the immortality of the crab", the random Spanish equivalent of "spacing out". See also Spanish.

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279. Makes About as Much Sense as Bowling Cleats

A stellar variation on the "football bat."

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280. That Face Could Make a Freight Train Take a Dirt Road

This saying has legs and stands on its own. Anything more that I write might actually knock the shine off this gem.

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