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251. There Are Two Things I Hate, Racists and Norwegians

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252. The Center of a Donut is 100% Fat Free.

See also Breakfast.

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253. So This Dyslexic Guy Walks into a Bra...

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254. You Gotta Risk It to Get the Biscuit

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255. There's No Mean Way to Say "Bubbles"

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256. It takes 48 muscles to frown when you're annoyed with someone. It only takes 11 muscles to slap them.

My brother gave me this sage advice when we were growing up. Just before he slapped me. See also Violence.

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257. Balloons are Like Friends

If you stab them, they die. See also Violence.

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258. Ain't No Party Like a Communist Party

See also Russian.

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259. Things I Hate

1. Anonymous Posts on the Internet
2. Bad Speleing
3. Irony
4. Lists

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260. There Are 10 Types of People in This World: Those Who Know Binary, and Those Who Don't.

See also Computers, Nerds.

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