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251. It takes 48 muscles to frown when you're annoyed with someone. It only takes 11 muscles to slap them.

My brother gave me this sage advice when we were growing up. Just before he slapped me. See also Violence.

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252. Balloons are Like Friends

If you stab them, they die. See also Violence.

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253. Ain't No Party Like a Communist Party

See also Russian.

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254. Things I Hate

1. Anonymous Posts on the Internet
2. Bad Speleing
3. Irony
4. Lists

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255. There Are 10 Types of People in This World: Those Who Know Binary, and Those Who Don't.

See also Computers, Nerds.

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256. Turtleneck So High I Can't See My Haters

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257. Same Sh*t, Different Toilet

When the second option is just as bad as the first. See also Profanity.

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258. Friends are Like Cows, If You Eat Them They Will Die

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259. Percussionists Bang for a Living

See also Drums.

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260. "There are three things I hate. Not being able to count and irony."

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