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There's Something About an Aqua Velva Man

Yes, he buys cheap cologne in drugstores. See also Commercials.


Added by Anthony on December 4, 2006 | You Like This |



Ah yes, raises the eternal question—Old Spice or Aqua Velva?

Tyler on December 4, 2006


Still today, with all of the colognes and after shaves on the market, ther's nothing like Aqua Velva. Still the best.

Tim on October 29, 2007

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You appear not to receive pictures, otherwise I would send you some photos of my brother-in-law who burned his face so badly (alkali - think Drano) that he has brought suit against Combe, the manufacturer. It also contained an acidic residue (oxalic acid) which can kill you. Drink Aqua Velva (or put it on your face) at your own risk.

Rick Henderson on April 29, 2008


This commerical for Aqua Velva is the best thing I've ever seen. Especially how they pronounce "aqua" as "akwa".

Brian on April 29, 2008

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Why is aqua velva balm no longer manufactored? on June 9, 2008

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Hate to be the one to break it to you, but Aqua Velva is not a cologne. Aqua Velva is an after-shave. It's purpose is to tone and sooth the skin from razor burn after shaving. Because of this, it has a fleeting scent that disappears usually within the hour, and does not interfere with colognes, which _are_ meant to scent the wearer for a prolonged period of time. Aqua Velva has been around for so long because it is effective at what it does, without breaking the bank.

Stormy on January 13, 2010

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