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201. Forget About the Past, You Can't Change It. Forget About the Future, You Can't Predict It. Forget About the Present, I Didn't Buy You One.

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202. When You Point Your Finger at Someone, You Point Three Fingers at Yourself

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203. You're Only as Stupid as Your Last Tweet

See also Internet.

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204. I Am, Therefore I Drink

See also Alcohol.

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205. That's Just Like Your Opinion, Man

See also Hippies.

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206. Just Because You're Tied to the Porch, it Doesn't Mean You Can't Bark at Cars

See also Dogs.

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207. You Know It's Cold Outside when You Go Oustide and It's Cold

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208. Dry Erase Boards Are Remarkable

See also Office, Puns.

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209. Friends are like snow flakes. If you pee on them they go away.

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210. And Then Satan Said, "Put the Alphabet in Math"

Face the truth. No one likes algebra. See also Math.

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