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201. If You Clean out a Vacuum Cleaner, Technically You Become the Vacuum Cleaner

Mind blown.

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202. I’m CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order as they should be. Shop

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203. I Love Everybody

Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. Some I'd love to punch in the face. See also Love.

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204. Nothing Sucks More than Having an Argument with a Dumb Person, then Realizing You've Been Wrong the Whole Time

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205. I Wondered Why the Ball Got Larger

Then it hit me.

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206. I'd Give My Right Hand to be Ambidextrous

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207. If My Best Friend Laughs, I Laugh. If She Cries, I Cry. If She Falls, I Laugh.

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208. In the South We Don't Hide Crazy. We Parade It Around on the Front Porch and Give It Sweet Tea.

Yep! See also Southern.

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209. I Lift Things Up and Put Them Down

Says this guy. See also Gym.

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210. Every Day, Someone Unknowingly Takes That Day's Biggest Dump in the World

Makes you think doesn't it? See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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