Funny Sayings

201. I'd Give My Right Hand to be Ambidextrous

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202. If My Best Friend Laughs, I Laugh. If She Cries, I Cry. If She Falls, I Laugh.

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203. In the South We Don't Hide Crazy. We Parade It Around on the Front Porch and Give It Sweet Tea.

Yep! See also Southern.

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204. I Lift Things Up and Put Them Down

Says this guy. See also Gym.

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205. Every Day, Someone Unknowingly Takes That Day's Biggest Dump in the World

Makes you think doesn't it? See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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206. After Tuesday, the Calendar Goes WTF

Think about it.

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207. Donald Trump Looks Like the Villain in a Movie Where the Hero is a Dog

Thank you, @ruinedpicnic. See also Politics.

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208. Forget About the Past, You Can't Change It. Forget About the Future, You Can't Predict It. Forget About the Present, I Didn't Buy You One.

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209. When You Point Your Finger at Someone, You Point Three Fingers at Yourself

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210. You're Only as Stupid as Your Last Tweet

See also Internet.

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