Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

201. Talking to your pets doesn't make you crazy. You're only crazy once they start talking back.

See also Pets.

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202. Everything Women Hate in Men They Love in Cats

Why do women like cats? They sleep out, laze about, and don't come when you call. See also Cats, Women.

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203. If You Clean out a Vacuum Cleaner, Technically You Become the Vacuum Cleaner

Mind blown.

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204. I’m CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order as they should be. Shop

Added by a Guest on December 28, 2015| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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205. I Love Everybody

Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. Some I'd love to punch in the face. See also Love.

Added by antb225 on December 2, 2015| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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206. Nothing Sucks More than Having an Argument with a Dumb Person, then Realizing You've Been Wrong the Whole Time

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207. I Wondered Why the Ball Got Larger

Then it hit me.

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208. I'd Give My Right Hand to be Ambidextrous

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209. If My Best Friend Laughs, I Laugh. If She Cries, I Cry. If She Falls, I Laugh.

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210. In the South We Don't Hide Crazy. We Parade It Around on the Front Porch and Give It Sweet Tea.

Yep! See also Southern.

Added by allura on October 26, 2015| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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