Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

171. A.S.A.F.P.

See also Profanity.

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172. I Dig. You Dig. He Dig. She Dig. They Dig. We Dig.

It's not a very beautiful poem, but it's very deep. See also Poetry.

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173. Admit. It. You. Are. Reading. This. With. Pauses. In. Between.

Even I do it.

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174. Dinosaurs Were Invented by the CIA to Discourage Time Travel

See also Conspiracies, Dinosaurs.

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175. Please, No! I Have a Wife and Family!

An excuse for why they shouldn't kill you, fire you, or do anything bad to you. See also Middle Age, Old-Timey.

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176. Viel Gluck, Viel Spaß, Viel Ananas

Good luck, have fun, many pineapples. A German saying. See also German.

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177. The Only Reason I Am Fat is Because a Tiny Body Could Not Fit All This Personality!

See also Obesity.

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178. Underneath These Clothes I Am Completely Naked

See also Body.

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179. The Two Happiest Days of a Boat Owner's Life Are the Day He Buys It and the Day He Sells It

See also Boats, Wealth.

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180. Spoons Are Just Little Bowls on Sticks

See also Utensils.

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