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171. 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the South, the AC was running. We live in the South.

See also Christmas, Holidays, Southern.

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172. Every Truck is a Food Truck if You're a Cannibal

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173. 10 Out 0f 6 People Struggle With Fractions

And 750% of people struggle with percentages. See also Math.

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174. Marriage is the Number One Cause of Divorce

See also Marriage.

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175. Three out of Five Smokers Die

Apparently the other two become immortal. See also Cigarettes, Heath.

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176. Fool Me Once, Shame on Me, but Teach a Man to Fool Me, and I'll be Fooled for the Rest of My Life

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177. We'll Burn That Bridge when We Come to It

Fun Fact, he word for "mixed metaphor" is "malaphor." See also Idioms.

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178. It is Bad Luck to be Superstitious

See also Oxymoron.

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179. A.S.A.F.P.

See also Profanity.

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180. I Dig. You Dig. He Dig. She Dig. They Dig. We Dig.

It's not a very beautiful poem, but it's very deep. See also Poetry.

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