Funny Sayings

171. The Only Reason I Am Fat is Because a Tiny Body Could Not Fit All This Personality!

See also Obesity.

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172. Underneath These Clothes I Am Completely Naked

See also Body.

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173. The Two Happiest Days of a Boat Owner's Life Are the Day He Buys It and the Day He Sells It

See also Boats, Wealth.

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174. Spoons Are Just Little Bowls on Sticks

See also Utensils.

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175. Patience is Something You Admire in the Driver Behind You, Not in the One Ahead of You

See also Cars.

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176. I'm Not Short, I'm Just More Down to Earth than Other People

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177. Steak is a Medium Rarely Well Done

Well punned, Groucho Marx. See also Meat, Puns.

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178. Raisin Cookies That Look Like Chocolate Chip Cookies Are the Reason I Have Trust Issues

See also Dessert.

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179. Go Drunk. You're Home.

See also Alcohol.

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180. Life is Not a Fairy Tale. If You Lose Your Shoe at Midnight, You're Drunk

See also Alcohol.

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