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141. The Only Time 'Incorrectly' Isn't Spelled Incorrectly is when It's Spelled 'Incorrectly'

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142. Dear algebra, stop asking me to find your X. She's not coming back.

See also Math.

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143. The Word "nun" is the Letter "n" Doing a Cartwheel

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144. I Used to Have a Fear of Hurdles, but I Got Over It

Sorry, not sorry. See also Puns.

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145. If a man says you're ugly, he's being mean. If a woman says you're ugly, she's envious. If a little kid says you're ugly, you're ugly.

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146. Life Isn't Short—It's the Longest Thing You Do

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147. Ban Pre-shredded Cheese. Make America Grate Again.

See also Cheese, Politics.

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148. Some People Are Like Clouds...

Once they're gone, it's a beautiful day. See also Weather.

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149. Shoelaces of the World Untie!

Or don't, I don't want to trip. See also Communism, Shoes.

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150. An Unlit Candle Frightens No Monkeys

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