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141. Ship Shipping Ship Shipping Shipping Ships

A ship designed for shipping ships, shipping ships designed for shipping. To make it less confusing, it's a "ship-shipping ship, shipping shipping ships." See also Boats.

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142. My Dog Used to Chase People on a Bike a Lot

It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away. See also Bikes, Dogs.

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143. I Like to Make Small Spelling Mistakes in My Sentences.

You looked for one didn't you?

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144. Apple Pie Without Cheese is Like a Kiss Without a Squeeze

See also Dessert.

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145. This a website, I Have No Rope, This Poem is Dumb, Soap.

See also Made Up, Poetry.

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146. Your Fingers Have Finger Tips, but Your Toes Don't Have Toe Tips

Yet you can tip-toe... See also Feet.

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147. I Could be a Poet and Not Even Realize It

See also Dad Jokes.

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148. Accordion to Recent Studies, 99% of the Population Won't Notice a Musical Instrument Hidden in a Sentence

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149. Das Ist Dein Bier Nicht

German way of saying "That's none of your business" that translates to "That's not your beer". See also Alcohol, German.

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150. This is the Right Choice, Baby

A line from an Indian Pepsi ad that ran from 1990 to 1991. See also 90's, Commercials, Indian.

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