Funny Sayings

101. An Apple a Day, You Die Anyway

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102. Butter My Butt and Call Me a Biscuit!

See also Southern.

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103. I Used to Have a Fear of Speed Bumps, but I'm Slowly Getting Over It.

See also Cars.

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104. I'm a Poet and I Didn't Even Realize!

Easy, one-step way to trigger everyone nearby. See also Poetry.

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105. My Grandpa Has the Heart of a Lion...

... and a lifetime ban from the zoo. See also Zoos.

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106. Nothing is Really Lost Until Mom Can't Find It

See also Parents.

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107. Roses Are Red, My Name's Dave, This Poem Makes No Sense, Microwave.

See also Poetry.

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108. Hogan's Goat

An old saying from the 1800's, meaning something so ugly or smelly that others complain. See also Goats, Old-Timey.

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109. The Rotation of the Earth Really Makes My Day

See also Science.

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110. Your Socks Are Untied

They'll fall for it every time. See also Pranks.

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