Funny Sayings

101. Happiness Equals Reality Minus Expectations

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102. The Bell Doesn't Dismiss You, I Do

See also Schools, Teachers.

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103. Every Day is a Funeral when You're Dead Inside

See also Death.

Added by Josobeast on February 6, 2019| 3 Comments | 77 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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104. 69% of People Find Something Dirty in Every Sentence

Gotcha.

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105. Ore-NO!

Something to shout when there are no more Oreos. See also Cookies, Snacks.

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106. I make a lot of spelling mistakes in my writing. Please don't look here though. You will be disappointed if you look here. I spelled every fabulous, exiting, boundless, considerable, creative, gigantic, sizeable, strong, multitudinous word right.

How much time of your day did I just waste? 30 seconds? You're welcome.

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107. My Goal This Weekend is to Move Only Enough So People Know I'm Not Dead

Me every day. See also Weekends.

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108. An Apple a Day, You Die Anyway

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109. Butter My Butt and Call Me a Biscuit!

See also Southern.

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110. I Used to Have a Fear of Speed Bumps, but I'm Slowly Getting Over It.

See also Cars.

Added by Sapindaceae on October 10, 2018| 2 Comments | 79 people like this You Like This | Unlike