Funny Sayings
Funny Sayings
101. When I Was Born, I Was So Mad at My Parents That I Didn't Talk to Them for Two Years
See also Babies.
Funny Sayings
102. In Florida, the More Northern You Go, the More Southern It Gets.
See also Florida.
Funny Sayings
103. Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll buy an ugly hat and pick up a southern accent.
Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny saying.
Funny Sayings
107. If It Looks Stupid but Works It Ain't Stupid
Funny Sayings
108. Dear sneeze, if you're going to happen, happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and leave.
Funny Sayings
109. Broccoli: I Look Like a Tree.
Walnut: I look like a brain.
Mushroom: I look like an umbrella.
Banana: Dude! Change the topic.