Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

121. Broccoli: I Look Like a Tree.

Walnut: I look like a brain.
Mushroom: I look like an umbrella.
Banana: Dude! Change the topic.

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122. 19 and 20 Got into a Fight

21. See also Numbers.

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123. You Just Got Knowledged.

Boom.

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124. Procrastination is the Art of Keeping Up with Yesterday

Like resting before you feel tired. See also Lazy.

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125. You Can Bite My Sandwich, but Please Don't Pinch My Buns

I saw this on the back of a Schlotzsky's delivery truck. Kudos to them for standing up against sexual harassment!

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126. Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo

A sentence that translates to " The Buffalo from Buffalo that Buffalo from Buffalo intimidate (which has buffalo as a synonym) bully (same thing) Buffalo from Buffalo.

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127. Ship Shipping Ship Shipping Shipping Ships

A ship designed for shipping ships, shipping ships designed for shipping. To make it less confusing, it's a "ship-shipping ship, shipping shipping ships." See also Boats.

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128. My Dog Used to Chase People on a Bike a Lot

It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away. See also Bikes, Dogs.

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129. I Like to Make Small Spelling Mistakes in My Sentences.

You looked for one didn't you?

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130. Apple Pie Without Cheese is Like a Kiss Without a Squeeze

See also Dessert.

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