Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

81. I Find That Home is Where the Carpet Smells Normal

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82. Don't Spell "Part "Backwards, It's a Trap!

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84. Cremation is My Last Hope for a Smoking Hot Body

See also Death.

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85. If Every Pork Chop Was Perfect, We Wouldn't Have Hotdogs

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87. May the Forces of Evil Become Confused on the Way to Your House

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88. Roses Are Dead. Violets Are Dead. I'm a Bad Gardener.

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89. Don't Yuk My Yum

Don't say stuff disgusting about someone's favorite food or other things.

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90. Just Because You're Correct Doesn't Mean You're Right

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