Funny Sayings
Funny Sayings
81. I Find That Home is Where the Carpet Smells Normal
Funny Sayings
82. Don't Spell "Part "Backwards, It's a Trap!
Funny Sayings
83. And the Lord said unto John, come forth and you shall receive eternal life. But John came fifth, and won a toaster.
See also Bible.
Funny Sayings
85. If Every Pork Chop Was Perfect, We Wouldn't Have Hotdogs
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Funny Sayings
86. You Never Truly Understand Something Until You Can Explain It to Your Grandmother
See also Grandparents.
Funny Sayings
87. May the Forces of Evil Become Confused on the Way to Your House
Funny Sayings
88. Roses Are Dead. Violets Are Dead. I'm a Bad Gardener.
Funny Sayings
89. Don't Yuk My Yum
Don't say stuff disgusting about someone's favorite food or other things.