Funny Sayings

81. And the Lord said unto John, come forth and you shall receive eternal life. But John came fifth, and won a toaster.

See also Bible.

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82. Cremation is My Last Hope for a Smoking Hot Body

See also Death.

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83. If Every Pork Chop Was Perfect, We Wouldn't Have Hotdogs

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84. You Never Truly Understand Something Until You Can Explain It to Your Grandmother

See also Grandparents.

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85. May the Forces of Evil Become Confused on the Way to Your House

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86. Roses Are Dead. Violets Are Dead. I'm a Bad Gardener.

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87. Don't Yuk My Yum

Don't say stuff disgusting about someone's favorite food or other things.

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88. Just Because You're Correct Doesn't Mean You're Right

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89. Great Minds Run in the Same Gutter

(And a dirty mind is a wealth of pleasure...)

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90. If You Ain't from Texas, You Ain't Sh*t

I was feeling bad about not being shit, but then I don't think I would have felt any better if I was shit. No winning here... See also Profanity, Texas.

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