Funny Sayings
Funny Sayings
81. I know I seem okay on the outside, but deep down, in my shoe, my sock is sliding off my foot.
See also Shoes.
Funny Sayings
83. Happiness Equals Reality Minus Expectations
Yoo-hoooo! Be a doll and add a funny saying.
Funny Sayings
87. Ore-NO!
Something to shout when there are no more Oreos. See also Cookies, Snacks.
Funny Sayings
88. I make a lot of spelling mistakes in my writing. Please don't look here though. You will be disappointed if you look here. I spelled every fabulous, exiting, boundless, considerable, creative, gigantic, sizeable, strong, multitudinous word right.
How much time of your day did I just waste? 30 seconds? You're welcome.
Funny Sayings
89. My Goal This Weekend is to Move Only Enough So People Know I'm Not Dead
Me every day. See also Weekends.