Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

41. Money Don't Grow on Cheese

It's true, it doesn't! See also Cheese, Money.

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42. There's no cow on the ice.

A Swedish saying for, "It's all good." (Ingen ko på isen in the original Swedish.) See also Swedish.

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44. In Germany they are stocking up for the lockdown with sausage and cheese.

That’s the Wurst Käse scenario. See also German.

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45. Lazy Fact #1737907364920226488360101763894038278

You were too lazy to read those numbers.

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46. You Can Teach a Man to Fish...

But you can't teach a fish to man. See also Fish.

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47. √-1 2^3 − π... And it was Delicious!

Translates to "I ate sum pi ... and it was delicious" See also Math.

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48. I hate Russian nesting dolls—they’re so full of themselves.

Is that an inside joke?

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49. If Life Was Easy, Babies Wouldn't be Born Crying

See also Babies.

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50. Love is Like a Fart—If You Have to Force It It's Probably Sh*t

See also Profanity, Scatological.

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