Funny Sayings
Funny Sayings
41. There’s Mercury in Uranus!
What the doctor says when the rectal thermometer breaks during the health exam. See also Astronomy, Doctors.
Funny Sayings
43. Life is like a game of chess; I don’t know how to play chess.
Funny Sayings
44. Happy as a Skunk Eating Sh*t
Animals in the weasel family eat their prey from the bottom first so the organs don't spoil, and in case their prey is stolen, they’ve had the parts with the highest nutritional value. See also Profanity.
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45. A bad limbo player walks into a bar…
Yoo-hoooo! Be a doll and add a funny saying.
Funny Sayings
48. I before E except…
When your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight beige counterfeit sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. See also Grammar.
Funny Sayings
49. Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Don’t Know How to Rhyme, So Hurt Me Bro
Edgar Allen Poe minus the Edgar Allen Poe. See also Poetry.