Funny Sayings

41. Here’s the thing about trailing off…

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42. Parallel lines have so much in common; it’s a shame they will never meet.

See also Math.

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43. I Like People the Way I Like My Coffee

I hate coffee. See also Coffee.

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44. Well, Clear My Cookies!

See also Internet.

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45. I have a horse. His name is Mayo. And sometimes Mayo neighs.

See also Horses.

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46. Aerobics, My Favourite Spectator Sport

See also Exercise.

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47. Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.

See also Men, Women.

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48. One Man’s Trash is Another Man’s Garbage.

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49. Said No One Ever

But you literally just said it. See also Social Media.

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50. There is no iron in the iron you use to iron shirts. Which is, ironically, both ironic and un-ironic.

See also Puns.

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