Funny Sayings
Funny Sayings
41. Happy as a Skunk Eating Sh*t
Animals in the weasel family eat their prey from the bottom first so the organs don't spoil, and in case their prey is stolen, they’ve had the parts with the highest nutritional value. See also Profanity.
Funny Sayings
42. A bad limbo player walks into a bar…
Funny Sayings
45. I before E except…
When your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight beige counterfeit sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. See also Grammar.
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46. Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Don’t Know How to Rhyme, So Hurt Me Bro
Edgar Allen Poe minus the Edgar Allen Poe. See also Poetry.
Funny Sayings
48. Roses are red, that fact is true; violets are violet, not freaking blue.
See also Poetry.