Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

41. I Could be a Poet and Not Even Realize It

See also Dad Jokes.

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43. Das Ist Dein Bier Nicht

German way of saying "That's none of your business" that translates to "That's not your beer". See also Alcohol, German.

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44. This is the Right Choice, Baby

A line from an Indian Pepsi ad that ran from 1990 to 1991. See also 90's, Commercials, Indian.

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45. Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy

See also British.

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46. Everything in This Universe is Either a Gopher or Not a Gopher

See also Deep.

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47. Peace Out, Rainbow Trout!

See also Fish.

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48. My Grandfather Had the Heart of a Lion...

...and a lifetime ban from the New York City Zoo.

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50. Dear algebra, stop asking me to find your X. She's not coming back.

See also Math.

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