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11. I’m Not Procrastinating, I’m Doing Side Quests

See also Video Games.

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12. The Naked Man Fears No Pickpocket

See also Crime, Nudity.

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13. The Older I Get, the More I Understand Why Roosters Start Their Day Screaming

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14. At the End of the Day… It’s Night

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15. A Clean House is a Sign of a Broken Computer

See also Chores, Computers.

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16. Blessed is He Who Has Nothing to Say and Who Cannot be Persuaded to Say It

I’ve wanted to post this at every meeting I’ve ever attended.

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17. Something borrowed, something blue. Something woolen so you’re itchy too.

See also Weddings.

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18. When Life Gives You Potatoes, Make Potato-ade

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19. A Pun Isn't Mature Until It is a Full Groan

See also Puns.

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20. The Cheese Done Slipped off His Cracker

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