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11. Blessed is He Who Has Nothing to Say and Who Cannot be Persuaded to Say It

I’ve wanted to post this at every meeting I’ve ever attended.

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12. Something borrowed, something blue. Something woolen so you’re itchy too.

See also Weddings.

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13. When Life Gives You Potatoes, Make Potato-ade

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14. A Pun Isn't Mature Until It is a Full Groan

See also Puns.

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15. The Cheese Done Slipped off His Cracker

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16. During the Day I Don’t Believe in Ghosts, but at Night I Become a Little More Open Minded

See also Ghosts.

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17. Every Day is Leg Day when You’re Running from Your Problems

My life be like.

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18. Oh now! A typo!

See also Grammar.

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19. I Used to Play Piano by Ear, But Now I Use My Hands

See also Music.

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20. If I’m Not Back in Five Minutes, Wait Longer

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