Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

12. Rugby is Just Vegan Football

See also Football.

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13. There’s Mercury in Uranus!

What the doctor says when the rectal thermometer breaks during the health exam. See also Astronomy, Doctors.

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14. Don’t open the fridge… the salad’s dressing.

See also Dad Jokes.

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15. Life is like a game of chess; I don’t know how to play chess.

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16. Happy as a Skunk Eating Sh*t

Animals in the weasel family eat their prey from the bottom first so the organs don't spoil, and in case their prey is stolen, they’ve had the parts with the highest nutritional value. See also Profanity.

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17. A bad limbo player walks into a bar…

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18. I’m Such a Good Cook, Even the Fire Alarm Cheers for Me

See also Cook, Kitchen.

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19. A Butterfly on the Back Turns Into a Vulture in the Crack

See also Tattoo.

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20. I before E except…

When your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight beige counterfeit sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. See also Grammar.

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