Funny Sayings
Funny Sayings
11. If Pessimism Was an Olympic Sport, I Doubt I’d Win It
Funny Sayings
13. If Robbers Ever Broke into My House and Searched for Money, I’d Just Laugh and Search with Them
Funny Sayings
14. A True Best Friend is One Who Immediately Clears Your Search History After You Die
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny saying?
Funny Sayings
17. I Pooped My Pants and All I Got Was This Lousy Poop in My Pants
See also Pants, Scatological.
Funny Sayings
19. If you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for one day. If you teach a man to fish, you’ll have the house to yourself.
The surest way to avoid divorce. See also Fishing, Marriage.