Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

61. Roses Are Dead. Violets Are Dead. I'm a Bad Gardener.

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62. Don't Yuk My Yum

Don't say stuff disgusting about someone's favorite food or other things.

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63. Just Because You're Correct Doesn't Mean You're Right

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64. Great Minds Run in the Same Gutter

(And a dirty mind is a wealth of pleasure...)

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 3, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

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65. If You Ain't from Texas, You Ain't Sh*t

I was feeling bad about not being shit, but then I don't think I would have felt any better if I was shit. No winning here... See also Profanity, Texas.

Added by MsKnowItAll on July 29, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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67. Life is like chess; I don't know how to play chess.

See also Chess, Games.

Added by redneck on April 25, 2019| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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69. The Man Who Says It Couldn't be Done, Should Not Interrupt the Woman Doing It

See also Men, Women.

Added by a Guest on March 27, 2019| 7 Comments | You Like This |

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70. Happiness Equals Reality Minus Expectations

Added by redneck on March 17, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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