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61. Said No One Ever

But you literally just said it. See also Social Media.

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62. Time is a Contruct and So Are Pants

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63. Roses are red, violets are blue—no they're not. They're violet.

See also Flowers, Lies.

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64. Money Don't Grow on Cheese

It's true, it doesn't! See also Cheese, Money.

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65. The early bird can have the worm, because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.

See also Birds.

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66. There's no cow on the ice.

A Swedish saying for, "It's all good." (Ingen ko på isen in the original Swedish.) See also Swedish.

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67. All Poopoo Times Are Peepee Times but Not All Peepee Times Are Poopoo Times

See also Bathroom, Scatalogical.

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68. Lazy Fact #1737907364920226488360101763894038278

You were too lazy to read those numbers.

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69. In Germany they are stocking up for the lockdown with sausage and cheese.

That’s the Wurst Käse scenario. See also German.

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70. You Can Teach a Man to Fish...

But you can't teach a fish to man. See also Fish.

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