Funny Sayings

61. I Thank God for Making Me an Athiest

See also Ironic, Religion.

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62. Taco Cat Spelled Backward is Taco Cat

See also Cats.

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63. 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the South, the AC was running. We live in the South.

See also Christmas, Holidays, Southern.

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64. Every Truck is a Food Truck if You're a Cannibal

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65. Life is Like a Box of Chocolates...

It doesn't last long for fat people. See also Chocolate, Obesity.

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66. 10 Out 0f 6 People Struggle With Fractions

And 750% of people struggle with percentages. See also Math.

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67. Marriage is the Number One Cause of Divorce

See also Marriage.

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68. Three out of Five Smokers Die

Apparently the other two become immortal. See also Cigarettes, Heath.

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69. Fool Me Once, Shame on Me, but Teach a Man to Fool Me, and I'll be Fooled for the Rest of My Life

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70. We'll Burn That Bridge when We Come to It

Fun Fact, he word for "mixed metaphor" is "malaphor." See also Idioms.

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