Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

61. Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy

See also British.

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62. Everything in This Universe is Either a Gopher or Not a Gopher

See also Deep.

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63. Peace Out, Rainbow Trout!

See also Fish.

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64. My Grandfather Had the Heart of a Lion...

...and a lifetime ban from the New York City Zoo.

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65. The Only Time 'Incorrectly' Isn't Spelled Incorrectly is when It's Spelled 'Incorrectly'

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66. Dear algebra, stop asking me to find your X. She's not coming back.

See also Math.

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67. The Word "nun" is the Letter "n" Doing a Cartwheel

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68. I Used to Have a Fear of Hurdles, but I Got Over It

Sorry, not sorry. See also Puns.

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69. If a man says you're ugly, he's being mean. If a woman says you're ugly, she's envious. If a little kid says you're ugly, you're ugly.

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70. Life Isn't Short—It's the Longest Thing You Do

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