Funny Sayings
Funny Sayings
61. One Man’s Trash is Another Man’s Garbage.
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63. Time is a Contruct and So Are Pants
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64. Roses are red, violets are blue—no they're not. They're violet.
Yoo-hoooo! Be a doll and add a funny saying.
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66. The early bird can have the worm, because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.
See also Birds.
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67. There's no cow on the ice.
A Swedish saying for, "It's all good." (Ingen ko på isen in the original Swedish.) See also Swedish.
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68. All Poopoo Times Are Peepee Times but Not All Peepee Times Are Poopoo Times
See also Bathroom, Scatalogical.
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69. Lazy Fact #1737907364920226488360101763894038278
You were too lazy to read those numbers.
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70. In Germany they are stocking up for the lockdown with sausage and cheese.
That’s the Wurst Käse scenario. See also German.