Funny Sayings
Funny Sayings
61. I hate Russian nesting dolls—they’re so full of themselves.
Is that an inside joke?
Funny Sayings
63. Love is Like a Fart—If You Have to Force It It's Probably Sh*t
See also Profanity, Scatological.
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Funny Sayings
67. I Find That Home is Where the Carpet Smells Normal
Funny Sayings
68. Don't Spell "Part "Backwards, It's a Trap!
Funny Sayings
69. And the Lord said unto John, come forth and you shall receive eternal life. But John came fifth, and won a toaster.
See also Bible.