Funny Sayings

61. Life Isn't Short—It's the Longest Thing You Do

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62. Ban Pre-shredded Cheese. Make America Grate Again.

See also Cheese, Politics.

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63. Some People Are Like Clouds...

Once they're gone, it's a beautiful day. See also Weather.

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64. Shoelaces of the World Untie!

Or don't, I don't want to trip. See also Communism, Shoes.

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65. An Unlit Candle Frightens No Monkeys

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66. Il Pleut Comme Une Vache Qui Pisse

Common French expression that translates to "It's raining like a peeing cow." See also French.

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67. Actions Speak Louder than Talks

As found on a fortune cookie.

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68. En Boca Cerrada No Entran Moscas

The Spanish version of "silence is golden" literally means "in closed mouth no flies enter" See also Spanish.

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69. It Takes a Lot of Guts to Clean and Cook a Fish

See also Fish.

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70. My Wife and I Were Happy for Twenty Years. Then We Met.

Story of my life. See also Marraige.

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