Funny Sayings

61. Parallel lines have so much in common; it’s a shame they will never meet.

See also Math.

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62. I Like People the Way I Like My Coffee

I hate coffee. See also Coffee.

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63. Well, Clear My Cookies!

See also Internet.

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64. I have a horse. His name is Mayo. And sometimes Mayo neighs.

See also Horses.

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65. Aerobics, My Favourite Spectator Sport

See also Exercise.

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66. Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.

See also Men, Women.

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67. One Man’s Trash is Another Man’s Garbage.

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68. Said No One Ever

But you literally just said it. See also Social Media.

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69. Time is a Contruct and So Are Pants

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70. Roses are red, violets are blue—no they're not. They're violet.

See also Flowers, Lies.

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