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71. I have a horse. His name is Mayo. And sometimes Mayo neighs.

See also Horses.

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72. Aerobics, My Favourite Spectator Sport

See also Exercise.

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73. Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.

See also Men, Women.

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74. One Man’s Trash is Another Man’s Garbage.

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75. Said No One Ever

But you literally just said it. See also Social Media.

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76. Time is a Contruct and So Are Pants

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77. Roses are red, violets are blue—no they're not. They're violet.

See also Flowers, Lies.

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78. Money Don't Grow on Cheese

It's true, it doesn't! See also Cheese, Money.

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79. The early bird can have the worm, because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.

See also Birds.

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80. There's no cow on the ice.

A Swedish saying for, "It's all good." (Ingen ko på isen in the original Swedish.) See also Swedish.

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