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71. You Can Teach a Man to Fish...

But you can't teach a fish to man. See also Fish.

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72. √-1 2^3 − π... And it was Delicious!

Translates to "I ate sum pi ... and it was delicious" See also Math.

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73. I hate Russian nesting dolls—they’re so full of themselves.

Is that an inside joke?

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74. If Life Was Easy, Babies Wouldn't be Born Crying

See also Babies.

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75. Love is Like a Fart—If You Have to Force It It's Probably Sh*t

See also Profanity, Scatological.

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76. I Can't be Trusted, Trust Me

So can I be trusted or not?

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77. I Ate a Clock Once. It Was Very Time Consuming.

See also Puns.

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78. I Hope Whoever Made Auto-correct Burns in Hello

See also Computers, Internet.

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79. I Find That Home is Where the Carpet Smells Normal

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80. Don't Spell "Part "Backwards, It's a Trap!

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