Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

72. May the Forces of Evil Become Confused on the Way to Your House

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73. Roses Are Dead. Violets Are Dead. I'm a Bad Gardener.

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74. Don't Yuk My Yum

Don't say stuff disgusting about someone's favorite food or other things.

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75. Just Because You're Correct Doesn't Mean You're Right

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76. Great Minds Run in the Same Gutter

(And a dirty mind is a wealth of pleasure...)

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77. If You Ain't from Texas, You Ain't Sh*t

I was feeling bad about not being shit, but then I don't think I would have felt any better if I was shit. No winning here... See also Profanity, Texas.

Added by MsKnowItAll on July 29, 2019| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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79. Life is like chess; I don't know how to play chess.

See also Games.

Added by redneck on April 25, 2019| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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