Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

71. Money Don't Grow on Cheese

It's true, it doesn't! See also Cheese, Money.

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72. The early bird can have the worm, because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.

See also Birds.

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73. There's no cow on the ice.

A Swedish saying for, "It's all good." (Ingen ko på isen in the original Swedish.) See also Swedish.

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74. All Poopoo Times Are Peepee Times but Not All Peepee Times Are Poopoo Times

See also Bathroom, Scatalogical.

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75. Lazy Fact #1737907364920226488360101763894038278

You were too lazy to read those numbers.

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76. In Germany they are stocking up for the lockdown with sausage and cheese.

That’s the Wurst Käse scenario. See also German.

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77. You Can Teach a Man to Fish...

But you can't teach a fish to man. See also Fish.

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78. √-1 2^3 − π... And it was Delicious!

Translates to "I ate sum pi ... and it was delicious" See also Math.

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79. I hate Russian nesting dolls—they’re so full of themselves.

Is that an inside joke?

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80. If Life Was Easy, Babies Wouldn't be Born Crying

See also Babies.

Added by Zezemaurs on April 7, 2020| Comment | You Like This |

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