Funny Sayings
Funny Sayings
71. You Never Truly Understand Something Until You Can Explain It to Your Grandmother
See also Grandparents.
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72. May the Forces of Evil Become Confused on the Way to Your House
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73. Roses Are Dead. Violets Are Dead. I'm a Bad Gardener.
Funny Sayings
74. Don't Yuk My Yum
Don't say stuff disgusting about someone's favorite food or other things.
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75. Just Because You're Correct Doesn't Mean You're Right
Yoo-hoooo! Be a doll and add a funny saying.
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77. If You Ain't from Texas, You Ain't Sh*t
I was feeling bad about not being shit, but then I don't think I would have felt any better if I was shit. No winning here... See also Profanity, Texas.
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78. I Use Words I Don't Fully Understand to Make Myself Sound Way More Photosynthesis
See also Language.
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80. I know I seem okay on the outside, but deep down, in my shoe, my sock is sliding off my foot.
See also Shoes.