Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

71. Roses are red, violets are blue—no they're not. They're violet.

See also Flowers, Lies.

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72. Money Don't Grow on Cheese

It's true, it doesn't! See also Cheese, Money.

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73. The early bird can have the worm, because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.

See also Birds.

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74. There's no cow on the ice.

A Swedish saying for, "It's all good." (Ingen ko på isen in the original Swedish.) See also Swedish.

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75. All Poopoo Times Are Peepee Times but Not All Peepee Times Are Poopoo Times

See also Bathroom, Scatalogical.

Added by Anthony on May 3, 2020| 21 Comments | You Like This |

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76. Lazy Fact #1737907364920226488360101763894038278

You were too lazy to read those numbers.

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77. In Germany they are stocking up for the lockdown with sausage and cheese.

That’s the Wurst Käse scenario. See also German.

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78. You Can Teach a Man to Fish...

But you can't teach a fish to man. See also Fish.

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79. √-1 2^3 − π... And it was Delicious!

Translates to "I ate sum pi ... and it was delicious" See also Math.

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80. I hate Russian nesting dolls—they’re so full of themselves.

Is that an inside joke?

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