Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

71. Never Trust an Atom, They Make Up Everything

See also Science.

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73. Life is Like a Box of Chocolates, it Doesn't Last as Long for Fat People

See also Obesity.

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74. Trying to Understand Women is Like Trying to Smell the Color 9

See also Sexism, Women.

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75. Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Some Poems Rhyme, This One Doesn't

See also Poems.

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76. Alle Dinge Hat Eine Ende, Nur Wurst Hat Zwei

German saying translating to, "All things have one end, only sausage has two". See also German.

Added by a Guest on February 16, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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78. Everything Women Hate in Men They Love in Cats

Why do women like cats? They sleep out, laze about, and don't come when you call. See also Cats, Women.

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79. If You Clean out a Vacuum Cleaner, Technically You Become the Vacuum Cleaner

Mind blown.

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80. I Love Everybody

Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. Some I'd love to punch in the face. See also Love.

Added by antb225 on December 2, 2015| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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