Funny Sayings

I have a horse. His name is Mayo. And sometimes Mayo neighs.

See also Horses.


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Can I putt your horse on my sandwich?

nova on October 27, 2020

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Your horse is an instrument.

Your Name on January 27, 2021

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Is it me or does this sound like a dad joke or something?

Samuel on February 3, 2021

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McKenzie on February 18, 2021

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You posted this on my birthday. I would thank you but I don't like mayonnaise...

Shiloh on March 5, 2021

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