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31. If I Had a Penny for Every time Someone Called Me Sexy, I Would be in Debt

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32. If Your Nose Runs and Your Feet Smell, You’re Built Upside Down

See also Dad Jokes.

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33. Holy Crow!

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34. Life is Soup, and I Am a Fork

See also Cutlery.

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35. It Tiss What It Tiss

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36. Sometimes I Wonder if All of This is Happening Because I Didn't Forward That Email to 10 People…

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37. Rugby is Just Vegan Football

See also Football.

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38. There’s Mercury in Uranus!

What the doctor says when the rectal thermometer breaks during the health exam. See also Astronomy, Doctors.

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39. Don’t open the fridge… the salad’s dressing.

See also Dad Jokes.

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40. Life is like a game of chess; I don’t know how to play chess.

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