Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

31. Well, Clear My Cookies!

See also Internet.

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32. I have a horse. His name is Mayo. And sometimes Mayo neighs.

See also Horses.

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33. Aerobics, My Favourite Spectator Sport

See also Exercise.

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34. Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.

See also Men, Women.

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35. One Man’s Trash is Another Man’s Garbage.

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Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny saying?

Funny Sayings

36. Said No One Ever

But you literally just said it. See also Social Media.

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38. Time is a Contruct and So Are Pants

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39. Roses are red, violets are blue—no they're not. They're violet.

See also Flowers, Lies.

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