Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

31. Get Up! Your Cereal’s Getting Cold!

Beg your pardon? See also Breakfast.

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33. To Pee or Not to Pee, That is Digestion

See also Shakespeare.

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35. If Your Nose Runs and Your Feet Smell, You’re Built Upside Down

See also Dad Jokes.

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36. Holy Crow!

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37. Life is Soup, and I Am a Fork

See also Cutlery.

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38. It Tiss What It Tiss

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40. Rugby is Just Vegan Football

See also Football.

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