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31. Oy, With the Poodles Already

See also Gilmore Girls.

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32. I Pooped My Pants and All I Got Was This Lousy Poop in My Pants

See also Pants, Scatological.

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33. Cats These Days…

My cat peed on me. 😕 See also Cats.

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34. If you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for one day. If you teach a man to fish, you’ll have the house to yourself.

The surest way to avoid divorce. See also Fishing, Marriage.

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35. The World Would be a Better Place Without Me, Which is Why I Must Keep Living

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36. You Bet Your Bottom Dollar!

See also Old-Timey.

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37. I Before E Except After C

Eight, neighbor, eighty, weight, vein, veil. I ❤️ English. See also Grammar.

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38. The asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of killing birds to one stone in history.

Massive killstreak. See also Dinosaurs.

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39. The bad news is that I dropped my 5-foot cactus.

The worse news is that I caught it.

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40. Quidquid Latine Dictum Sit Altum Videtur

Latin for, “Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.” See also Latin.

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