Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

31. Dear algebra, stop asking me to find your X. She's not coming back.

See also Math.

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32. The Word "nun" is the Letter "n" Doing a Cartwheel

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33. I Used to Have a Fear of Hurdles, but I Got Over It

Sorry, not sorry. See also Puns.

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35. Life Isn't Short—It's the Longest Thing You Do

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36. Ban Pre-shredded Cheese. Make America Grate Again.

See also Cheese, Politics.

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37. Some People Are Like Clouds...

Once they're gone, it's a beautiful day. See also Weather.

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38. Shoelaces of the World Untie!

Or don't, I don't want to trip. See also Communism, Shoes.

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39. An Unlit Candle Frightens No Monkeys

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40. Il Pleut Comme Une Vache Qui Pisse

Common French expression that translates to "It's raining like a peeing cow." See also French.

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