Funny Sayings
Funny Sayings
31. A bad limbo player walks into a bar…
Funny Sayings
34. I before E except…
When your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight beige counterfeit sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. See also Grammar.
Funny Sayings
35. Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Don’t Know How to Rhyme, So Hurt Me Bro
Edgar Allen Poe minus the Edgar Allen Poe. See also Poetry.
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Funny Sayings
37. Roses are red, that fact is true; violets are violet, not freaking blue.
See also Poetry.