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51. You Dropped Your Pocket

Sequel to “Your socks are untied.” See also Pranks.

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52. An Apple Phone a Year Makes Your Money Disappear

See also Money, Technology.

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53. Here’s the thing about trailing off…

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54. Parallel lines have so much in common; it’s a shame they will never meet.

See also Math.

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55. I Like People the Way I Like My Coffee

I hate coffee. See also Coffee.

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56. Well, Clear My Cookies!

See also Internet.

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57. I have a horse. His name is Mayo. And sometimes Mayo neighs.

See also Horses.

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58. Aerobics, My Favourite Spectator Sport

See also Exercise.

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59. Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.

See also Men, Women.

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60. One Man’s Trash is Another Man’s Garbage.

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