Funny Sayings

51. Roses are red, that fact is true; violets are violet, not freaking blue.

See also Poetry.

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52. Everyone I Love is Either Fictional, Dead, or Both

See also Literature.

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53. An App a Day Takes Your Hours Away

See also Technology.

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54. You Dropped Your Pocket

Sequel to “Your socks are untied.” See also Pranks.

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55. An Apple Phone a Year Makes Your Money Disappear

See also Money, Technology.

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56. Here’s the thing about trailing off…

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57. Parallel lines have so much in common; it’s a shame they will never meet.

See also Math.

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58. I Like People the Way I Like My Coffee

I hate coffee. See also Coffee.

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59. Well, Clear My Cookies!

See also Internet.

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60. I have a horse. His name is Mayo. And sometimes Mayo neighs.

See also Horses.

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