Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

51. I Can't be Trusted, Trust Me

So can I be trusted or not?

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52. I Ate a Clock Once. It Was Very Time Consuming.

See also Puns.

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53. I Hope Whoever Made Auto-correct Burns in Hello

See also Computers, Internet.

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54. I Find That Home is Where the Carpet Smells Normal

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55. Don't Spell "Part "Backwards, It's a Trap!

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57. Cremation is My Last Hope for a Smoking Hot Body

See also Death.

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58. If Every Pork Chop Was Perfect, We Wouldn't Have Hotdogs

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60. May the Forces of Evil Become Confused on the Way to Your House

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