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51. Holy Crow!

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52. Life is Soup, and I Am a Fork

See also Cutlery.

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53. It Tiss What It Tiss

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54. Sometimes I Wonder if All of This is Happening Because I Didn't Forward That Email to 10 People…

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55. Rugby is Just Vegan Football

See also Football.

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56. There’s Mercury in Uranus!

What the doctor says when the rectal thermometer breaks during the health exam. See also Astronomy, Doctors.

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57. Don’t open the fridge… the salad’s dressing.

See also Dad Jokes.

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58. Life is like a game of chess; I don’t know how to play chess.

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59. Happy as a Skunk Eating Sh*t

Animals in the weasel family eat their prey from the bottom first so the organs don't spoil, and in case their prey is stolen, they’ve had the parts with the highest nutritional value. See also Profanity.

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60. A bad limbo player walks into a bar…

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