Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

51. I’m Such a Good Cook, Even the Fire Alarm Cheers for Me

See also Cook, Kitchen.

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52. A Butterfly on the Back Turns Into a Vulture in the Crack

See also Tattoo.

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53. I before E except…

When your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight beige counterfeit sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. See also Grammar.

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54. Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Don’t Know How to Rhyme, So Hurt Me Bro

Edgar Allen Poe minus the Edgar Allen Poe. See also Poetry.

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55. A Watched Game Never Loads

See also Video Games.

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56. Roses are red, that fact is true; violets are violet, not freaking blue.

See also Poetry.

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57. Everyone I Love is Either Fictional, Dead, or Both

See also Literature.

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58. An App a Day Takes Your Hours Away

See also Technology.

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59. You Dropped Your Pocket

Sequel to “Your socks are untied.” See also Pranks.

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60. An Apple Phone a Year Makes Your Money Disappear

See also Money, Technology.

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