Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

21. A True Best Friend is One Who Immediately Clears Your Search History After You Die

See also Death, Internet.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on October 11, 2023| 8 Comments | You Like This |

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22. I Always Arrive Late at the Office, but I Make Up for It by Leaving Early

See also Lazy, Office, Work.

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23. Oy, With the Poodles Already

See also Gilmore Girls.

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24. I Pooped My Pants and All I Got Was This Lousy Poop in My Pants

See also Pants, Scatological.

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25. Cats These Days…

My cat peed on me. 😕 See also Cats.

Added by KitKat66 on May 23, 2023| 8 Comments | You Like This |

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26. If you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for one day. If you teach a man to fish, you’ll have the house to yourself.

The surest way to avoid divorce. See also Fishing, Marriage.

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27. The World Would be a Better Place Without Me, Which is Why I Must Keep Living

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28. You Bet Your Bottom Dollar!

See also Old-Timey.

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29. I Before E Except After C

Eight, neighbor, eighty, weight, vein, veil. I ❤️ English. See also Grammar.

Added by a Guest on March 25, 2023| 14 Comments | You Like This |

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30. The asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of killing birds to one stone in history.

Massive killstreak. See also Dinosaurs.

Added by Vector on February 26, 2023| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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