Funny Sayings
Funny Sayings
21. If Your Nose Runs and Your Feet Smell, You’re Built Upside Down
See also Dad Jokes.
Funny Sayings
22. Holy Crow!
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24. It Tiss What It Tiss
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25. Sometimes I Wonder if All of This is Happening Because I Didn't Forward That Email to 10 People…
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27. There’s Mercury in Uranus!
What the doctor says when the rectal thermometer breaks during the health exam. See also Astronomy, Doctors.
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29. Life is like a game of chess; I don’t know how to play chess.
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30. Happy as a Skunk Eating Sh*t
Animals in the weasel family eat their prey from the bottom first so the organs don't spoil, and in case their prey is stolen, they’ve had the parts with the highest nutritional value. See also Profanity.