Funny Sayings
Funny Sayings
21. If you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for one day. If you teach a man to fish, you’ll have the house to yourself.
The surest way to avoid divorce. See also Fishing, Marriage.
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24. I Before E Except After C
Eight, neighbor, eighty, weight, vein, veil. I ❤️ English. See also Grammar.
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25. The asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of killing birds to one stone in history.
Massive killstreak. See also Dinosaurs.
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26. The bad news is that I dropped my 5-foot cactus.
The worse news is that I caught it.
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27. Quidquid Latine Dictum Sit Altum Videtur
Latin for, “Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.” See also Latin.
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28. If it Doesn’t Fit in Your Mouth, You’re Not Trying Hard Enough
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29. A Computer Once Beat Me at Chess, but It Was No Match for Me at Kickboxing
See also Technology, Violence.