Funny Sayings
Funny Sayings
22. I Before E Except After C
Eight, neighbor, eighty, weight, vein, veil. I ❤️ English. See also Grammar.
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23. The asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of killing birds to one stone in history.
Massive killstreak. See also Dinosaurs.
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24. The bad news is that I dropped my 5-foot cactus.
The worse news is that I caught it.
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25. Quidquid Latine Dictum Sit Altum Videtur
Latin for, “Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.” See also Latin.
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny saying?
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26. If it Doesn’t Fit in Your Mouth, You’re Not Trying Hard Enough
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27. A Computer Once Beat Me at Chess, but It Was No Match for Me at Kickboxing
See also Technology, Violence.