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21. I'm a Poet and I Didn't Even Realize!

Easy, one-step way to trigger everyone nearby. See also Poetry.

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22. Nothing is Really Lost Until Mom Can't Find It

See also Parents.

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23. Roses Are Red, My Name's Dave, This Poem Makes No Sense, Microwave.

See also Poetry.

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24. Hogan's Goat

An old saying from the 1800's, meaning something so ugly or smelly that others complain. See also Goats, Old-Timey.

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25. The Rotation of the Earth Really Makes My Day

See also Science.

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26. Your Socks Are Untied

They'll fall for it every time. See also Pranks.

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27. The Potato Poem

Potato, potato, the fruit of Ireland,
for you I recommend
a boil, a bake, maybe even fry
for you my little potato
make me feel like I could fly. See also Potatoes.

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28. When I Was Born, I Was So Mad at My Parents That I Didn't Talk to Them for Two Years

See also Babies.

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29. In Florida, the More Northern You Go, the More Southern It Gets.

See also Florida.

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30. Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll buy an ugly hat and pick up a southern accent.

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