Funny Sayings
Funny Sayings
23. If It Looks Stupid but Works It Ain't Stupid
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24. Dear sneeze, if you're going to happen, happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and leave.
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25. Broccoli: I Look Like a Tree.
Walnut: I look like a brain.
Mushroom: I look like an umbrella.
Banana: Dude! Change the topic.
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28. Procrastination is the Art of Keeping Up with Yesterday
Like resting before you feel tired. See also Lazy.
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29. You Can Bite My Sandwich, but Please Don't Pinch My Buns
I saw this on the back of a Schlotzsky's delivery truck. Kudos to them for standing up against sexual harassment! See also Feminism.
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30. Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo
A sentence that translates to " The Buffalo from Buffalo that Buffalo from Buffalo intimidate (which has buffalo as a synonym) bully (same thing) Buffalo from Buffalo.