Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

21. Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Don’t Know How to Rhyme, So Hurt Me Bro

Edgar Allen Poe minus the Edgar Allen Poe. See also Poetry.

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22. A Watched Game Never Loads

See also Video Games.

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23. Roses are red, that fact is true; violets are violet, not freaking blue.

See also Poetry.

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24. Everyone I Love is Either Fictional, Dead, or Both

See also Literature.

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25. An App a Day Takes Your Hours Away

See also Technology.

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26. You Dropped Your Pocket

Sequel to “Your socks are untied.” See also Pranks.

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27. An Apple Phone a Year Makes Your Money Disappear

See also Money, Technology.

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28. Here’s the thing about trailing off…

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29. Parallel lines have so much in common; it’s a shame they will never meet.

See also Math.

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30. I Like People the Way I Like My Coffee

I hate coffee. See also Coffee.

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